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Chat/Quote #240 +(99)-
<BigO>: im hr 1
<BigO>: i have a Go
<BigO>: psp go
<GeneStarwind>: aww
<GeneStarwind>: so much phail
Chat/Quote #57 +(95)-
Jask: Haha! I just broke Monoblos's horn just as he pulled out.
Ghostcat that's what she said!
Chat/Quote #314 +(91)-
11:47 PM <patersonman> sohai you need to hold off on explosive arrows when hes stuned and everyone else is attacking him cause you send us all flying which wastes the traps
11:48 PM <patersonman> he did that to us every time we used a trap
Chat/Quote #10 +(90)-
tm10: There was a girl I saw today who was really cute and shy. She was playing a hand held game and I was going to ask her out. I saw that it was a DS and I just walked away.
Chat/Quote #233 +(89)-
Mckrongs: any regulation/banned words here before I continue talking around here? ouo
KidImposter: unite names are banned
Chat/Quote #51 +(88)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.
Chat/Quote #9 +(87)-
thraadash: Wear a Felyne suit and charge in with a barrel filled with Nitroglycerine?
Chat/Quote #71 +(84)-
—› nick: (Joshua[away]) is now known as (Joshua)
(ZackVixACD) hey Joshua
(ZackVixACD) >=( I don't care if you are a staff! You are here, YOU TALK ABOUT MONSTER HUNTER
(ZackVixACD) OR I personally ban you!
• ZackVixACD sets mode +b on Joshua and Joshua alone
(Joshua) lol
(ZackVixACD) Ah! there you are :P You talked
(Joshua) its a miracle!
(TheSeraph) omfg
(TheSeraph) joshua speaks
(Seamus) Holy crap.
(Seamus) He actually typed something.
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(ZackVixACD) man, I gotta save that apparition of Joshua
(ZackVixACD) do you think it is worthy of being quoted?
(Joshua) of course im worthy to be quoted!
(ZackVixACD) :O
Chat/Quote #254 +(83)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"
Chat/Quote #315 +(81)-
6:53 PM Yuracchi everyone loves it when I para but when i accidentally upswing them, noooo, im suddenly an idiot
6:53 PM SourKush ^
6:53 PM SourKush Lol
Chat/Quote #3 +(79)-
<Drago>: G Chameleos got owned.
<Drago>: that one was FUCKING HUGE
<aegilnet>:thats what she said!
Chat/Quote #26 +(77)-
Such a friendly, good-natured, well-meaning idiot. There was just something so heartwarming and
uplifting about his stupidity sometimes, like... like you knew that if things went wrong, he'd be the
first one to screw up and get killed, and not you
Chat/Quote #83 +(74)-
Jask|SortaHere: Wapa, Ceanataur Z is a very good set, and used in a lot of mixed sets
wapaloola: Yeah but I use my Narga X loads anyway
wapaloola: with sharp +1
Seamus: NarUga... there's a damn U in it.
wapaloola: not in Unite english
Kogath|MH3: Fuck Unite
Seamus: Fuck Unite.
Kogath|MH3: XD
wapaloola: XDD
Chat/Quote #176 +(67)-
ZackVixACD: Quake res won't make you do the "Earth Dance" when it is stepping too close to you
Chat/Quote #79 +(62)-
Shinryuu: what does felyne martial arts[l] do?
mrt: Your cat learn martial arts and is able to use hadokens.
Chat/Quote #105 +(62)-
<Iris>: no it was about monster hunter, a dumbass didn't have the sense to put away his fucking sword,
<Iris>: or to realize that he could climb small cliffs, and got stuck in the first two areas because he was a retard and stopped playing it
<Iris>: he didn't think they slash button could climb because he didnt even know to put away his fucking sword first
Chat/Quote #58 +(61)-
Goemar: Nope, being an asshole doesn't make you a different species or sub-species, just makes you an asshole. Damn Devilblos.
Chat/Quote #129 +(60)-
gackto: um could some one give me some advice on which decoration i should put on terra ceanataur armor?
Adalet: Elemental attack up
Adalet: now gtfo
Chat/Quote #247 +(60)-
<mib_khizbu>: dude my first time fighting basarios he did that hyperbeam looking attack lol theres anly a slim chance he can do that lol
<mib_khizbu>: what are the odds?
<ZackVixACD>: 3/7
<ZackVixACD>: basically it is the same as the odds of a teenager being able to cum (right when he enters puberty)
<Shinbo_TheHungry>: ....
Chat/Quote #253 +(60)-
Halcyon [[email protected]] entered the room.
Halcyon: Rawr
***ZackVixACD throws flashbomb at Halcyon
***ZackVixACD watches Halcyon fall out of the sky
***Revenant cuts off Halcyon's tail
***Revenant fails to get a plate
***Revenant abandons quest
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