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Chat/Quote #176 +(3)-
ZackVixACD: Quake res won't make you do the "Earth Dance" when it is stepping too close to you

Chat/Quote #174 +(-24)-
[23:18] <~Biscuit> if you go back to MHFU there's something wrong w/ u cus it's just not fun at all
[23:18] <~Biscuit> needs new game
[23:18] <~Biscuit> with angler fishes
[23:18] <~Biscuit> and underwater dragonz
[23:18] <~Biscuit> and
[23:18] <~Biscuit> um
[23:18] <~Biscuit> rathian

Chat/Quote #166 +(-4)-
Joao: Yah but the bad thing SoulG is I missed a month's class because of the heavy flooding.
Joao: It's my first day today.
Joao: I hope I can catch up with Flash.
SoulG: You can never catch up with Flash, hes too damn fast
ZackVixACD: Flash? Easy Joao. Bomb Material + Flash Bug.
Joao: Lol
Joao: Dang. I forgot I'm in socb lol
Mr_Popo: also, you forgot it was zack
Mr_Popo: thats easily the third or fourth time he's done that
Mr_Popo: pwned someone with unrelated MH trivia

Chat/Quote #154 +(11)-
Corona: "Kushala Daora's anagram name is AHA! A DARK SOUL"
nai: Red Fatalis's anagram name is IDEAL FARTS

Chat/Quote #140 +(3)-
tigrexXx [Mibbit@3EDFB640.74DC5E0D.D128E757.IP] entered the room.
Ghostcat: oooh
Ghostcat: tigrex porn

Chat/Quote #130 +(-24)-
ZackVixACD: i really hate white fata
ZackVixACD: first round is cool, second is alright, then third run I ran outof time
ZackVixACD: and I brought barrel rolls
ZackVixACD: err... barrel bombs

Chat/Quote #129 +(-5)-
gackto: um could some one give me some advice on which decoration i should put on terra ceanataur armor?
Adalet: Elemental attack up
Adalet: now gtfo

Chat/Quote #121 +(24)-
gackto: i tink my game hates me.
aegilnet: why? don't get the drop u wanted?
gackto: yeah.
aegilnet: lol
gackto: im trying to get for jugganaut hammer
aegilnet: it only makes u stronger not getting what u want

Chat/Quote #105 +(19)-
<Iris>: no it was about monster hunter, a dumbass didn't have the sense to put away his fucking sword,
<Iris>: or to realize that he could climb small cliffs, and got stuck in the first two areas because he was a retard and stopped playing it
<Iris>: he didn't think they slash button could climb because he didnt even know to put away his fucking sword first

Chat/Quote #104 +(52)-
<Sev>: I didn't read what he said, but was fata killer asking about fatas?
<Mr_Popo>: yeah, he was
<Sev>: wtf.
*** Fatalis joined #socb
Ghostcat squints at Fatalis
<Mr_Popo>: hmmm....now that the killer is gone, the monster...waitaminute!!
<Adalet>: Seamus is going to punch me in the throat!
*** Fatalis was kicked by Sev (GS 3rd CHARGE ON FACE HYAAAAA~!)
<Seamus>: Lol...
<Adalet> : LOL
<Mr_Popo>: lol
<Nelo>: LOL
<Seamus>: <3 Sev
<Ghostcat>: nice

Chat/Quote #102 +(17)-
wapaloola: obtw its King Atlillart Sword not DKB
wapaloola: KAS!
Ninjarayu: DKB > KAS
Adalet: I like KAS better.
wapaloola: yeah
wapaloola: ever tried saying DKB?
Ninjarayu: Just because Diablos King Blade is less confusing than King Atillart Sword
wapaloola: sounds like you're sneezing
Ninjarayu: "What's DKB made of?" "Diablos, duh." "Oh. /wrist"
Ninjarayu: That's why you say it like AOL
Ninjarayu: Abbreviations =/= words
Adalet: AOL=OWL?
Adalet: AOLE?
Adalet: I DUNNO.
**Ninjarayu headfloors so hard China is seen**
wapaloola: lmao
Adalet: I wish I could do that.

Chat/Quote #99 +(8)-
Sully: Same thing with trenya
Sully: He never brings me dragonmoss
Sully: He'll give me wood all day long
Sully: just no moss
Sully: lol
Sully: Hey that sounded pretty homo

Chat/Quote #93 +(44)-
Seamus: What? The ONLY way to unlock Hawkeye is to register for online stat tracking with Gamespy...
ZackVixACD: what? you get Hawkeye from completing G-level training
Kogath: -_-
Seamus: ...
***Kogath smacks Zack
Seamus: Seriously, Zack...
Yagami_Riato: lol@zack

Chat/Quote #90 +(-1)-
<Anonymous> First wall to hit was Kut Ku. The first real MONSTER in MONSTER HUNTER. I eventually beat that fucker.
Then Tiger Rex comes along and slams my fucking finger in the car door on purpose. I eventually beat his ass down too.
No its Rajang. FUUUUUUUUCK, he slammed my entire hand in the door, and connected by balls to the car battery. Then after the 10minute mark his big brother came out and proceeded to kick me in the ribs while Im down while his little bro keeps electrocuting my balls. Fuck this thing man. Fuck it hard.

Chat/Quote #87 +(-8)-
<Prime223>: kill kusha. she is easy to kill.
<Adalet|Shower>: KUSHA IS FEMALE SINCE WHEN?
<Prime223>: Idk
<superkrunch>: She clearly has a Vagina.
<ZackVixACD>: she is a bitch since she just flies around
<ZackVixACD>: oh wait no... that will make him a dick
<Adalet|Shower>: Kusha could possible be both genders.
<ZackVixACD>: Cham is a female because all she does is just sits there and takes it (hits) like a hoe...
<ZackVixACD>: but again... Kusha always blows, and gives lots of blow jobs around and stuff...
<Adalet|Shower>: So does Teostra, and he's a dude.
<Adalet|Shower>: He blows till the fire comes out.
<ZackVixACD>: well, gay dragon then
<superkrunch>: Hawt.
<ZackVixACD>: hot blow jobs
<ZackVixACD>: i guess compared to Teo, Kusha still has a lot to learn
<ZackVixACD>: as he/she only gives cold blow jobs
<Adalet|Shower>: Teo made me turn red.

Chat/Quote #85 +(-19)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #83 +(23)-
Jask|SortaHere: Wapa, Ceanataur Z is a very good set, and used in a lot of mixed sets
wapaloola: Yeah but I use my Narga X loads anyway
wapaloola: with sharp +1
Seamus: NarUga... there's a damn U in it.
wapaloola: not in Unite english
Kogath|MH3: Fuck Unite
Seamus: Fuck Unite.
Kogath|MH3: XD
wapaloola: XDD

Chat/Quote #79 +(14)-
Shinryuu: what does felyne martial arts[l] do?
mrt: Your cat learn martial arts and is able to use hadokens.

Chat/Quote #77 +(10)-
<thraadash> Wonder why they still call it Unite?
<thraadash> Seems to be missing a lot of stuff to be called Unite.
<SoulG> Because they united all the crap and left outside the gang the cool stuff?

Chat/Quote #73 +(-12)-
(ZackVixACD) I wish you could yell in the game...
(ZackVixACD) Rajang is walking away from me, and han't seen me yet
(ZackVixACD) I tried rolling to make that funny noise, but nothing >_>
(ZackVixACD) I want to say "HEY MUTHAFUCKER I AM HERE"
(ZackVixACD) which would probably translate to (in mh langage) "EHH din da ra doo"

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