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Chat/Quote #16 +(-6)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle

Chat/Quote #15 +(24)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #14 +(-9)-
Arayu|Away: Technically couldn't you call 2G an "untranslated demo"?
thraadash: hahahahahaha
Jask: If they have to use 2G in the display, they must not be very far in translating
zenkuso: true, but the english version unite is gonna have less blood! woot :(
thraadash: A better than the original, demo.
Arayu|Away: Yeah...
thraadash: Or, they might be waiting for us.
thraadash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Chat/Quote #13 +(0)-
sarutan: Why is not MH3 on PS3!!!!! damn u stupid company(forgot its name loool)

Chat/Quote #12 +(1)-
Seamus: Afk, I'm bored now, so I'm gonna bash in Naruga's face with a Teostra Del Sol.
LikeNoWay: Naruga looks like a cat...
Seamus: Way to fucking state the obvious, LWN.
LikeNoWay: That's LNW to you, sir!
LikeNoWay: And it's more like dog..
xXHasukiXx: No narga looks like a rat
LikeNoWay: No, it's a bat. :)
xXHasukiXx lol
Prime223: I thought it was a panther slash bat
Prime223: thing
LikeNoWay: Nope, that's a black person's penis.

Chat/Quote #11 +(12)-
DyrimTW: Don't hammer khezu with the khezu hammer
DyrimTW: bj
DyrimTW: :/

Chat/Quote #10 +(32)-
tm10: There was a girl I saw today who was really cute and shy. She was playing a hand held game and I was going to ask her out. I saw that it was a DS and I just walked away.

Chat/Quote #9 +(2)-
thraadash: Wear a Felyne suit and charge in with a barrel filled with Nitroglycerine?

Chat/Quote #8 +(9)-
Thraadash: RED!
Thraadash: FULL OF BLOOD!
Thraadash: AND READY TO GO!!!

Chat/Quote #7 +(3)-
Jask: "Oh, use a hammer, hit the head. She's easy"
Ryuko: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T USE A CONDOM

Chat/Quote #6 +(9)-
Ravenide: Can I get a Monob Heart from Diab?

Chat/Quote #5 +(16)-
Nya: There is no Los Ecoology
Nya: Only ian
eyjaynizel: But wai? =/
Nya: idk, It's pretty much assumed that all los does is kill shit and flare his massive wang around the females.

Chat/Quote #4 +(-1)-
<Corona>: Paralyze + Wrap = Win
<Corona>: Good old Arbok
<Corona>: Glare and Wrap
<Corona>: Thats all it took
<TheSeraph>: paralyze and wrap by a hot girl is one way to a good night's sleep
<TheSeraph>: my bed is soft

Chat/Quote #3 +(58)-
<Drago>: G Chameleos got owned.
<Drago>: that one was FUCKING HUGE
<aegilnet>:thats what she said!

Chat/Quote #2 +(-17)-
Moribaiken: I killed kut-ku whilst drunk for the first time
Moribaiken: so I believe drunk = super me!
Moribaiken: true story yo
Moribaiken: tried killin for a week couldn't
Moribaiken: then got drunk and killed em
Moribaiken: pwnd

Chat/Quote #1 +(-10)-
<SoulG>: My ex-wife died trying to cut lao's tail
<SoulG>: Lao Shan's tail
<SoulG>: Yes, she tried
<SoulG>: All because she read that sword description about cutting the tail :P

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