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Tip #159 +(87)-
Silence is golden in the monster hunter world... If you do hear anything then run for your life!

-- Tututututhjf

Tip #158 +(18)-
The best way to catch a fish is to have it thrown at you. Unless its a plessy

-- Tututututhjf

Tip #157 +(5)-
Monster hunter is like Ying/Yang: Lava: hot - Water: Cold - Sand: Hot - Snow: Cold - Monster: Powerful - Hunter: Noob

-- Tututututhjf

Tip #156 +(-17)-
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!11!1!!11one!1

-- Gravios

Tip #155 +(27)-
I just freaking hate high rank guild people. Stop asking whether I'm in or not!

-- Monoblos

Tip #154 +(-9)-
I ate all my vegetables, that's why I am able to fish Plesioth out. Don't ask anymore

-- Strong Hunter

Tip #153 +(9)-
Also, Silly Questions are silly. I keep the water in my shell!

-- Shogun Ceanataur

Tip #152 +(12)-
Have you ever tried holding lava? It would burn my nub!

-- Shogun Ceanataur.

Tip #151 +(-21)-
By the way where do you get all that water Shogun? I mean, only thing I've seen is Lava in the volcanoes shooting lava would be more badass than a a water beam anyway.

-- Anon

Tip #150 +(-9)-
Yesssss, stand under me when I'm on the ceiling.
I promise not to shoot you with water.

-- Shogun Ceanataur.

Tip #149 +(1)-
Don't complain about the screwed up Names. Be happy you got Unite, dammit!

-- Capcom

Tip #148 +(39)-
If you see a Shogun Ceantaur jump on the ceiling, stay under its shadow and don't move.

-- Shinryuu

Tip #147 +(11)-
Feed Congalala's meat. Drugging, Tainting, or Poisoning said meat is optional.

-- DragoValhar

Tip #146 +(2)-
Real men don't play Monster Hunter. They Hunt monsters!

-- ManlyMan

Tip #145 +(12)-
The best way to be good at Monster Hunter is to suck less.

-- Kotoko Elder

Tip #144 +(-1)-
My illegal U-turns will f*ck you up!

-- V. Lavasioth

Tip #143 +(5)-
You can't get high by just drinking demon drug, you gotta add some smoke bomb in it.

-- Bomb Hunter Marley

Tip #142 +(-10)-
Shut Up and sharpen your Hammer. It makes sense!

-- Capcom

Tip #141 +(10)-
If Plesioth is being a dick and keeps on swimming around, stop being a pussy and take a dive in the water.

-- Cocky-Hunter

Tip #140 +(-11)-
All your base are belong to us.

-- Hahaha
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