HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)
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Tip #168 +(7)-
If there is anything I learned in my life, its not to fuck around with Unicorns.
Tip #166 +(9)-
Lies!! Tip#165 is a lie! Paintball DOES damage!
-- Paintball Master
Tip #165 +(16)-
Paintballs don't do damage.
Tip #164 +(37)-
Remember, It is a human being's natural instinct to flex after drinking when faced with a giant monster. It is thought to be caused by the human's natural reflexes attempting to intimidate the monster. Works every time.
-- Mr. Popo
Tip #163 +(34)-
FACT: Yama SUCKS!!!
-- Old Hunter
Tip #162 +(12)-
Felvine's are drugs for your cat.
Tip #161 +(-96)-
No the yama is not a dragon, Its last nights dinner.
Tip #160 +(6)-
If you say " can't touch me, do do do do do do HAMMER TIME " before you attack while using a hammer, you will exploded.
Tip #159 +(75)-
Silence is golden in the monster hunter world... If you do hear anything then run for your life!
Tip #158 +(13)-
The best way to catch a fish is to have it thrown at you. Unless its a plessy
Tip #157 +(5)-
Monster hunter is like Ying/Yang: Lava: hot - Water: Cold - Sand: Hot - Snow: Cold - Monster: Powerful - Hunter: Noob
Tip #156 +(-13)-
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!11!1!!11one!1
Tip #155 +(17)-
I just freaking hate high rank guild people. Stop asking whether I'm in or not!
Tip #154 +(-9)-
I ate all my vegetables, that's why I am able to fish Plesioth out. Don't ask anymore
-- Strong Hunter
Tip #153 +(2)-
Also, Silly Questions are silly. I keep the water in my shell!
-- Shogun Ceanataur
Tip #152 +(4)-
Have you ever tried holding lava? It would burn my nub!
-- Shogun Ceanataur.
Tip #151 +(-11)-
By the way where do you get all that water Shogun? I mean, only thing I've seen is Lava in the volcanoes shooting lava would be more badass than a a water beam anyway.
Tip #150 +(-11)-
Yesssss, stand under me when I'm on the ceiling.
I promise not to shoot you with water.
-- Shogun Ceanataur.
Tip #149 +(-1)-
Don't complain about the screwed up Names. Be happy you got Unite, dammit!
Tip #148 +(43)-
If you see a Shogun Ceantaur jump on the ceiling, stay under its shadow and don't move.