HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #1763 +(-34)-
use farcaster in the G-Rank White Fatalis JDLC, then go to the box and execute Konami code to unlock Luigi

Tip #1762 +(-12)-
Rathalos has been known to commit adultery when a Rathian rejects his offer to do a quickie.

Tip #1761 +(37)-
If you use Farcaster near a stream of water, you will return to camp with wet leggings.

Tip #1760 +(5)-
Chameleos cant see his own eyes when he is invisible.

Tip #1759 +(-21)-
According to Super advanced research, Khezu's never blink. Flash-bombing him is the best way to stun him.

Tip #1758 +(38)-
"アメザリカーニバル！is the best quest to hunt with the best weebs hunters"

Tip #1757 +(-31)-
Lao shan will cut his own tail off if you ask him politely. (Only works when u exactly have 3x worm in your item bag)

Tip #1756 +(-13)-
Scream "F*ck me in the ass with a Silos tail" to increase the chance of getting Silos heavenlies.

Tip #1755 +(-12)-
expect the unexpected, you can get a high possibilities to get a material , if you don't think too much.

Tip #1754 +(-5)-
Fishing is nonsense in this game. Although you can fish out a strange looking lizard from sands in P3rd, make sense, right?

Tip #1753 +(-73)-
Blow your teammates using GL, L A U R A also gets a special treatment in that regard.

Tip #1752 +(-30)-
MHFU, means Monster Hunter Fuck U

Tip #1751 +(4)-
Punch rocks, it will break faster

Tip #1750 +(-4)-
Eat Ice chunks anywhere in snowy mountains, Ukanlos will come

Tip #1749 +(-14)-
Lavasioth eyes can see through Lava, never swim in the Lava when a Lavasioth is nearby

Tip #1748 +(-11)-
All noobs will see only this

Tip #1747 +(-12)-
Khezus have feelings too. If you punch your felyne infront of a Khezu, it will have 86% more damage dealt to your hunter.

Tip #1746 +(-19)-
If u play even when your sleepy, you become sloppy.

Tip #1745 +(11)-
Lao shan will sometimes drop Ballista S and Cannonballs when fort integrity is below 50%

Tip #1744 +(2)-
You can never outsmart your BBQ spit