HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #1302 +(12)-
if you are batman you cant fail a mission

Tip #1301 +(-24)-
always collect shit

Tip #1300 +(-10)-
if you have defeated zinogre in a bulldrome special quest, you will gurantee squirt pee pee milk

Tip #1299 +(-6)-
go naked and chase a khezu, even the monster gets terrified on how ugly u are

Tip #1298 +(1)-
Don't faint

Tip #1297 +(-3)-
If your bum is leaking, you need to be seeking Roca Pads. Booty juice will be a thing of the past

Tip #1296 +(-11)-
should have brought your own Whetstone

Tip #1295 +(14)-
Juxxer/turdbaby says: I am currently in the shower

Tip #1294 +(-35)-
rajang is also called ranja for unknown reasons

Tip #1293 +(-9)-
Never, ever, EVER! draw porn of your childhood cartoon characters! EVER! so much regret ffs.

Tip #1292 +(-33)-
make sure to flash a rajang especially when playing with other hunters

Tip #1291 +(6)-
never drink a beer in the morning

Tip #1290 +(-19)-
If you thought Plessy's hip-check was bad, wait until you lose 80% of your health in chip-damage by standing underneath a G-Rank Garuga.

Tip #1289 +(16)-
if you are in doubt press r1

Tip #1288 +(-6)-
Listen to the boss battle sound tracks of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance while using a long sword for the true weaboo warrior experience.

Tip #1287 +(34)-
Whenever you boot up MHFU on your PPSSPP, you actually open up a rift in the fabric of time and space. Suddenly what feels like ten munites has actually be forty.

Tip #1286 +(24)-
Don't be late in your appointments.

Tip #1285 +(1)-
Fight White Fatalis like a man. Use Mafumofu.

Tip #1284 +(2)-
Digiorno is the spiciest hunter on all of hunsterverse. You will spend the rest of your life wishing you were as cool as he is.

Tip #1283 +(19)-
If you already played the game ask for leech to Hr9 grinding is pointless