HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)
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Tip #55 +(2)-
When you see the Daimyo Hermitaur or a Shogun Ceanataur dig, it won't be a good time to go gathering.
Tip #54 +(9)-
Yes, the kirin is pretty, and you are probably gay for thinking so, but don't underestimate the little motherf*&ker!
Tip #53 +(19)-
If Rajang's power level is over 9000, avoid the ka may ha may ha.
Tip #52 +(-33)-
If you keep fainting, you fail the quest. You never die though.
-- Elite Hunter
Tip #51 +(18)-
If you don't like penis or vagina then you most probably never seen them before. Here's a tip: Google "Porn".
Tip #49 +(79)-
If you are having a hard time, read some tips.
Tip #48 +(7)-
If you like penis (besides your own), and you're a guy, you're probably gay.
Tip #47 +(44)-
If spoons can't cut, then don't think you can cut off a monster's tail with a hammer.
Tip #46 +(10)-
If Akantor charges you with his mouth closed, it's a trap.
-- Drago Valhar
Tip #45 +(3)-
When rathalos is in the air, it's shadow is the only safe place.
Tip #44 +(0)-
If one hit rages Tigrex, it's almost dead.
-- Tigrex Hunter
Tip #43 +(-43)-
Muting your PSP Will NOT protect your character from roars.
Tip #42 +(-40)-
You can block soundwaves. Don't question how it works.
Tip #41 +(11)-
Use flash to blind the monster.
Tip #40 +(-33)-
You don't need earplugs. Just mute your psp and you'll be fine.
Tip #39 +(4)-
If you attack a monster, He WILL attack you back.
Tip #38 +(13)-
When a monster is facing you, you should consider moving before you read the rest of this.
Tip #36 +(-46)-
Decide the genre before making a hunting horn band.
Tip #35 +(-38)-
Don't invite monsters to a tea party, they don't play nice.
Tip #33 +(-79)-
Monsters do not play fetch.