HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #153 +(-11)-
Also, Silly Questions are silly. I keep the water in my shell!

Tip #152 +(16)-
Have you ever tried holding lava? It would burn my nub!

Tip #151 +(9)-
By the way where do you get all that water Shogun? I mean, only thing I've seen is Lava in the volcanoes shooting lava would be more badass than a a water beam anyway.

Tip #150 +(62)-
Yesssss, stand under me when I'm on the ceiling.
I promise not to shoot you with water.

Tip #149 +(11)-
Don't complain about the screwed up Names. Be happy you got Unite, dammit!

Tip #148 +(11)-
If you see a Shogun Ceantaur jump on the ceiling, stay under its shadow and don't move.

Tip #147 +(7)-
Feed Congalala's meat. Drugging, Tainting, or Poisoning said meat is optional.

Tip #146 +(-24)-
Real men don't play Monster Hunter. They Hunt monsters!

Tip #145 +(29)-
The best way to be good at Monster Hunter is to suck less.

Tip #144 +(-44)-
My illegal U-turns will f*ck you up!

Tip #143 +(-4)-
You can't get high by just drinking demon drug, you gotta add some smoke bomb in it.

Tip #142 +(-41)-
Shut Up and sharpen your Hammer. It makes sense!

Tip #141 +(-42)-
If Plesioth is being a dick and keeps on swimming around, stop being a pussy and take a dive in the water.

Tip #140 +(-42)-
All your base are belong to us.

Tip #139 +(3)-
When Saving your game and prompted "Not to turn off your PSP", turn it off!!

Tip #138 +(53)-
Don't try to set up pitfall traps in water because 1. You can't swim and 2. it doesn't make sense.

Tip #137 +(-36)-
Using Recov Shots on a dead Monster won't revive him... no matter how hard you try :'(. It is dead okay, it is dead.

Tip #136 +(-36)-
Black Fatalis IS purple!!

Tip #135 +(-43)-
If you can't knock a Rathalos out of the sky when it does it's flying attack you don't deserve to be called a hunter.

Tip #134 +(9)-
Click the donate button, it will amuse me >=)