HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #112 +(68)-
If you see a Plesioth begin a hipcheck, abandon quest immediatley.

Tip #111 +(87)-
The Anteka and Kirin are NOT related, however similar they jump ._.

Tip #110 +(12)-
HOW TO INSTANT KILL MONSTERS:
Wear a full set of Kirin,turn back and do the 'Despair' stance. unless you're using a male character and the monsters aren't gay enough.

Tip #109 +(-66)-
Run with [R] button, roll with (X) button, win with HOME button.

Tip #107 +(-11)-
Fact: Diablos is a bitch.
^(That's a period...)

Tip #105 +(-28)-
No, the Nargacuga is not a flying squirrel. It's a giant flying panther/bird/thorned tail being with flingable spikes/scales that is hungry from hunter blood. GET IT RIGHT, DAMN IT!

Tip #104 +(-14)-
If you ever see a rathalos masturbating while it's trying to kill you, go see a psychiatrist because you really have a problem...

Tip #103 +(-25)-
Dung means poo...

Tip #102 +(-1)-
When all else fails... IT'S HAMMER TIME!

Tip #101 +(-37)-
A bow cannot be sharpened.

Tip #100 +(-34)-
I poison and confuse you if i attack you from the air.

Tip #99 +(11)-
If a tigrex's face is red, then it's gonna kill.

Tip #98 +(-78)-
No one plays Monster Hunter!

Tip #97 +(89)-
*Opens switchblade claws.* You can't roll away from me.

Tip #96 +(-36)-
Rathalos' tail flicking while he taunts? Will hurt you. Even with nearly 540 defense, elder los' tail swish will deal like 20 damage.

Believe it!

Tip #95 +(-33)-
If you can't see the chameleos, turn the psp on

Tip #94 +(-35)-
Before going in quest, wear an armor.

Tip #92 +(-28)-
If the chameleos is annoying you, cut it's damn horn off!

Tip #89 +(-37)-
Where did that chameleos go...(gulp)

Tip #86 +(36)-
Rathian is my mom.