HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #165 +(-15)-
Paintballs don't do damage.

Tip #164 +(45)-
Remember, It is a human being's natural instinct to flex after drinking when faced with a giant monster. It is thought to be caused by the human's natural reflexes attempting to intimidate the monster. Works every time.

Tip #163 +(18)-
FACT: Yama SUCKS!!!

Tip #162 +(-11)-
Felvine's are drugs for your cat.

Tip #161 +(-96)-
No the yama is not a dragon, Its last nights dinner.

Tip #160 +(14)-
If you say " can't touch me, do do do do do do HAMMER TIME " before you attack while using a hammer, you will exploded.

Tip #159 +(48)-
Silence is golden in the monster hunter world... If you do hear anything then run for your life!

Tip #158 +(5)-
The best way to catch a fish is to have it thrown at you. Unless its a plessy

Tip #157 +(-22)-
Monster hunter is like Ying/Yang: Lava: hot - Water: Cold - Sand: Hot - Snow: Cold - Monster: Powerful - Hunter: Noob

Tip #156 +(-21)-
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!11!1!!11one!1

Tip #155 +(37)-
I just freaking hate high rank guild people. Stop asking whether I'm in or not!

Tip #154 +(16)-
I ate all my vegetables, that's why I am able to fish Plesioth out. Don't ask anymore

Tip #153 +(-10)-
Also, Silly Questions are silly. I keep the water in my shell!

Tip #152 +(9)-
Have you ever tried holding lava? It would burn my nub!

Tip #151 +(4)-
By the way where do you get all that water Shogun? I mean, only thing I've seen is Lava in the volcanoes shooting lava would be more badass than a a water beam anyway.

Tip #150 +(53)-
Yesssss, stand under me when I'm on the ceiling.
I promise not to shoot you with water.

Tip #149 +(-24)-
Don't complain about the screwed up Names. Be happy you got Unite, dammit!

Tip #148 +(28)-
If you see a Shogun Ceantaur jump on the ceiling, stay under its shadow and don't move.

Tip #147 +(-14)-
Feed Congalala's meat. Drugging, Tainting, or Poisoning said meat is optional.

Tip #146 +(-20)-
Real men don't play Monster Hunter. They Hunt monsters!