HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #57 +(2)-
When you feel violated after Chameleos steals your items, it's okay to go to counciling.

Tip #56 +(107)-
If a tip number has been skipped, then it is not here.

Tip #55 +(31)-
When you see the Daimyo Hermitaur or a Shogun Ceanataur dig, it won't be a good time to go gathering.

Tip #54 +(-1)-
Yes, the kirin is pretty, and you are probably gay for thinking so, but don't underestimate the little motherf*&ker!

Tip #53 +(8)-
If Rajang's power level is over 9000, avoid the ka may ha may ha.

Tip #52 +(-40)-
If you keep fainting, you fail the quest. You never die though.

Tip #51 +(8)-
If you don't like penis or vagina then you most probably never seen them before. Here's a tip: Google "Porn".

Tip #49 +(81)-
If you are having a hard time, read some tips.

Tip #48 +(8)-
If you like penis (besides your own), and you're a guy, you're probably gay.

Tip #47 +(40)-
If spoons can't cut, then don't think you can cut off a monster's tail with a hammer.

Tip #46 +(20)-
If Akantor charges you with his mouth closed, it's a trap.

Tip #45 +(-18)-
When rathalos is in the air, it's shadow is the only safe place.

Tip #44 +(19)-
If one hit rages Tigrex, it's almost dead.

Tip #43 +(-27)-
Muting your PSP Will NOT protect your character from roars.

Tip #42 +(-54)-
You can block soundwaves. Don't question how it works.

Tip #41 +(22)-
Use flash to blind the monster.

Tip #40 +(-67)-
You don't need earplugs. Just mute your psp and you'll be fine.

Tip #39 +(-3)-
If you attack a monster, He WILL attack you back.

Tip #38 +(74)-
When a monster is facing you, you should consider moving before you read the rest of this.

Tip #36 +(-54)-
Decide the genre before making a hunting horn band.