HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)
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Tip #48 +(8)-
If you like penis (besides your own), and you're a guy, you're probably gay.
Tip #47 +(21)-
If spoons can't cut, then don't think you can cut off a monster's tail with a hammer.
Tip #46 +(13)-
If Akantor charges you with his mouth closed, it's a trap.
-- Drago Valhar
Tip #45 +(-9)-
When rathalos is in the air, it's shadow is the only safe place.
Tip #44 +(-4)-
If one hit rages Tigrex, it's almost dead.
-- Tigrex Hunter
Tip #43 +(5)-
Muting your PSP Will NOT protect your character from roars.
Tip #42 +(8)-
You can block soundwaves. Don't question how it works.
Tip #41 +(-3)-
Use flash to blind the monster.
Tip #40 +(8)-
You don't need earplugs. Just mute your psp and you'll be fine.
Tip #39 +(13)-
If you attack a monster, He WILL attack you back.
Tip #38 +(8)-
When a monster is facing you, you should consider moving before you read the rest of this.
Tip #36 +(2)-
Decide the genre before making a hunting horn band.
Tip #35 +(-2)-
Don't invite monsters to a tea party, they don't play nice.
Tip #33 +(-82)-
Monsters do not play fetch.
Tip #32 +(2)-
In Soviet Russia, monster hunts YOU!
-- Yakov Smirnoff
Tip #31 +(-16)-
Guns are to be used as guns, not large bats.
Tip #30 +(1)-
Your felyne helper is there to help you, so don't try to kill it.
Tip #29 +(-14)-
IF you "Need" something, you will not get what you "need".
That is the rule of "monster hunter probability flaws"
-- Johnny Joestar
Tip #28 +(-20)-
If you wanna make a black diablos weapon, don't kill an azure rathalos for the materials, man.
Tip #27 +(-12)-
The bow has unlimited ammo, but it's coatings are limited.
-- Ishida Uryuu