HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)
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Tip #158 +(13)-
The best way to catch a fish is to have it thrown at you. Unless its a plessy
Tip #157 +(3)-
Monster hunter is like Ying/Yang: Lava: hot - Water: Cold - Sand: Hot - Snow: Cold - Monster: Powerful - Hunter: Noob
Tip #156 +(4)-
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!11!1!!11one!1
Tip #155 +(22)-
I just freaking hate high rank guild people. Stop asking whether I'm in or not!
Tip #154 +(6)-
I ate all my vegetables, that's why I am able to fish Plesioth out. Don't ask anymore
-- Strong Hunter
Tip #153 +(4)-
Also, Silly Questions are silly. I keep the water in my shell!
-- Shogun Ceanataur
Tip #152 +(5)-
Have you ever tried holding lava? It would burn my nub!
-- Shogun Ceanataur.
Tip #151 +(-10)-
By the way where do you get all that water Shogun? I mean, only thing I've seen is Lava in the volcanoes shooting lava would be more badass than a a water beam anyway.
Tip #150 +(30)-
Yesssss, stand under me when I'm on the ceiling.
I promise not to shoot you with water.
-- Shogun Ceanataur.
Tip #149 +(4)-
Don't complain about the screwed up Names. Be happy you got Unite, dammit!
Tip #148 +(23)-
If you see a Shogun Ceantaur jump on the ceiling, stay under its shadow and don't move.
Tip #147 +(9)-
Feed Congalala's meat. Drugging, Tainting, or Poisoning said meat is optional.
Tip #146 +(16)-
Real men don't play Monster Hunter. They Hunt monsters!
Tip #145 +(24)-
The best way to be good at Monster Hunter is to suck less.
-- Kotoko Elder
Tip #144 +(-6)-
My illegal U-turns will f*ck you up!
-- V. Lavasioth
Tip #143 +(5)-
You can't get high by just drinking demon drug, you gotta add some smoke bomb in it.
-- Bomb Hunter Marley
Tip #142 +(-30)-
Shut Up and sharpen your Hammer. It makes sense!
Tip #141 +(0)-
If Plesioth is being a dick and keeps on swimming around, stop being a pussy and take a dive in the water.
Tip #140 +(-37)-
All your base are belong to us.
Tip #139 +(-16)-
When Saving your game and prompted "Not to turn off your PSP", turn it off!!