HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #1757 +(-10)-
Lao shan will cut his own tail off if you ask him politely. (Only works when u exactly have 3x worm in your item bag)

Tip #1756 +(17)-
Scream "F*ck me in the ass with a Silos tail" to increase the chance of getting Silos heavenlies.

Tip #1755 +(-20)-
expect the unexpected, you can get a high possibilities to get a material , if you don't think too much.

Tip #1754 +(-9)-
Fishing is nonsense in this game. Although you can fish out a strange looking lizard from sands in P3rd, make sense, right?

Tip #1753 +(-88)-
Blow your teammates using GL, L A U R A also gets a special treatment in that regard.

Tip #1752 +(-33)-
MHFU, means Monster Hunter Fuck U

Tip #1751 +(12)-
Punch rocks, it will break faster

Tip #1750 +(0)-
Eat Ice chunks anywhere in snowy mountains, Ukanlos will come

Tip #1749 +(-19)-
Lavasioth eyes can see through Lava, never swim in the Lava when a Lavasioth is nearby

Tip #1748 +(-13)-
All noobs will see only this

Tip #1747 +(-9)-
Khezus have feelings too. If you punch your felyne infront of a Khezu, it will have 86% more damage dealt to your hunter.

Tip #1746 +(-11)-
If u play even when your sleepy, you become sloppy.

Tip #1745 +(8)-
Lao shan will sometimes drop Ballista S and Cannonballs when fort integrity is below 50%

Tip #1744 +(-9)-
You can never outsmart your BBQ spit

Tip #1743 +(-8)-
Genpreys are invulnerable when you have worms in your item bag

Tip #1742 +(12)-
Vespoid actually kills you better than those big monster can

Tip #1741 +(35)-
dont type tip1739

Tip #1740 +(4)-
This tip is not available to NOOBS

Tip #1739 +(-25)-
t!avatar Skydrive. muehehe

Tip #1738 +(-21)-
Traps are not gay in Monster Huntrt