HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #147 +(-7)-
tm10: I HAD a beard twice the beard of his beard, and no vagina around my penis because of it
tm10: And I shave my pubes, just in case I get raped.
tm10: I like to be courteous to my lovers
tm10: No one likes a bush.

Chat/Quote #257 +(143)-
<Ryuko>: According to my girlfriend, only gay people can teleport.
<Cleric>: How does that work?
<Ryuko>: idk
***Cleric turns gay
<Cleric>: I still can't teleport
<Ryuko>: well she's obv wrong
<Cleric>: Tell her that. >:/
***Cleric turns back

Chat/Quote #98 +(-86)-
Arayu: ROFL
Arayu: Kaze fails
Arayu: And Kaze, even if she wasn't home...
Arayu: My bro's playing CoCK4
Arayu: Err
Arayu: CoD*
Arayu: Sorry, the letters are right there.

Chat/Quote #72 +(-17)-
UglyGypceros: GODDAMNIT THERE'S NO FUNNY QUOTES INVOLVING ME

Chat/Quote #197 +(-12)-
BaltoTheSeaman: so she told me "I know why you are doing this. You just want to get in my pants and do it with me", and I look straight in her eyes with the most serious romantic look and reply "You are wrong. I want to do get in your pants more than once"