HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #28 +(-35)-
*** You are now known as Jesus.
God: Hello, my son.
Jesus: I hate you dad!
Jesus: Why do you always have to kill me!
God: I hate you too, you bastard child.
Jesus: You love your pet humans more than you love me!
God: Because you're a disgrace. How DARE you be nice and make people like me. I spent the whole fucking old testament killing bitches and shit and you fucked it all up with that "peace" shit. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FEAR ME! NOT LOVE ME!
God: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THEM AND LURE THEM IN WITHOUT MY SCARE TACTICS!?
Jesus: How could anyone love a horrible beast like you!
* Jesus runs to his room crying
God: Emo.
Lucifer: See, I told you he'd turn out to be a wuss if you sent him to Earth....
DyrimTW: Oh, excellent.
DyrimTW: I just choked on tea laughing at this.
DyrimTW: thnx u gaiz =D

Chat/Quote #261 +(32)-
[HotGamerMum] "I'm never having kids. I hear they take 9 months to download."

Chat/Quote #318 +(40)-
<Betaray> my dad just called asking me how to disabled his popup blocker, I asked him what browser he is using and he said "google or yahoo"
<Betaray> god damnit

Chat/Quote #195 +(-17)-
KidImposter: !google is gone
MumsWrath: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beGjncfEPt8
KidImposter: niggerfuckshitdamn

Chat/Quote #161 +(108)-
[01:26] Ryuko: "What will Magikarp do?" GODDAMN NOTHING, LIKE USUAL.