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Chat/Quote #3 +(61)-
<Drago>: G Chameleos got owned.
<Drago>: that one was FUCKING HUGE
<aegilnet>:thats what she said!

Chat/Quote #10 +(59)-
tm10: There was a girl I saw today who was really cute and shy. She was playing a hand held game and I was going to ask her out. I saw that it was a DS and I just walked away.

Chat/Quote #269 +(59)-
Anonymous:
I don't actually like Monster Hunter. I hate it. I hate it with every fiber of my being. That is why I want to destroy it. I have to kill every monster in my path. The game is playing dirty, so I am playing dirty as well. I must make the best weapons in the game and completely and utterly destroy it until nothing is left.The satisfaction I feel when taking down the 100th Rathalos and finally get his fucking ruby is unbeatable.
God I hate this game. And I can't stop playing it because I hate it so much.

Chat/Quote #104 +(52)-
<Sev>: I didn't read what he said, but was fata killer asking about fatas?
<Mr_Popo>: yeah, he was
<Sev>: wtf.
*** Fatalis joined #socb
Ghostcat squints at Fatalis
<Mr_Popo>: hmmm....now that the killer is gone, the monster...waitaminute!!
<Adalet>: Seamus is going to punch me in the throat!
*** Fatalis was kicked by Sev (GS 3rd CHARGE ON FACE HYAAAAA~!)
<Seamus>: Lol...
<Adalet> : LOL
<Mr_Popo>: lol
<Nelo>: LOL
<Seamus>: <3 Sev
<Ghostcat>: nice

Chat/Quote #317 +(48)-
(naudiz) ShadyFigure: why do I need to sharpen my horn?
(ZackVixACD) so that you can play the sharp notes better, duh

Chat/Quote #93 +(44)-
Seamus: What? The ONLY way to unlock Hawkeye is to register for online stat tracking with Gamespy...
ZackVixACD: what? you get Hawkeye from completing G-level training
Kogath: -_-
Seamus: ...
***Kogath smacks Zack
Seamus: Seriously, Zack...
Yagami_Riato: lol@zack

Chat/Quote #272 +(44)-
RedWolfen: Mr Melynx came and he was all "Imma rob joo" and Blos is leik imma liek own joo while yous all WTF"

Chat/Quote #11 +(40)-
DyrimTW: Don't hammer khezu with the khezu hammer
DyrimTW: bj
DyrimTW: :/

Chat/Quote #15 +(39)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #51 +(39)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.

Chat/Quote #268 +(39)-
Anon: >go up to hug tiny khezu
Anon: >khezu hugs back, with electricity

Chat/Quote #314 +(38)-
11:47 PM <patersonman> sohai you need to hold off on explosive arrows when hes stuned and everyone else is attacking him cause you send us all flying which wastes the traps
11:48 PM <patersonman> he did that to us every time we used a trap

Chat/Quote #244 +(36)-
<beast96>: daymio hermiataur help!!!!
<ShotaBot>: Hit his legs.
<ShotaBot>: trip him
<ShotaBot>: Hit his shell.
<ShotaBot>: ???
<ShotaBot>: Profit.

Chat/Quote #313 +(35)-
>Kills kut-ku
<Hunter 1>: finally!
<Hunter 2>: What a magnificent creature! Truly a beauty among all. This creature did not have to die.
<Hunter 1>: FUCKING KUT-KU SCALES AGAIN!

Chat/Quote #13 +(29)-
sarutan: Why is not MH3 on PS3!!!!! damn u stupid company(forgot its name loool)

Chat/Quote #271 +(29)-
RedWolfen Bleh.. I'd rather kill Mono now
RedWolfen I want to kill KD but nooooo it just had to vanish DX
RedWolfen It's one of the Village Elder quests
Daora KD?
Daora Oh wait.
Daora SHIT
Daora flies off

Chat/Quote #71 +(28)-
nick: (Joshua[away]) is now known as (Joshua)
(ZackVixACD) hey Joshua
(ZackVixACD) >=( I don't care if you are a staff! You are here, YOU TALK ABOUT MONSTER HUNTER
(ZackVixACD) OR I personally ban you!
ZackVixACD sets mode +b on Joshua and Joshua alone
(Joshua) lol
(ZackVixACD) Ah! there you are :P You talked
(Joshua) its a miracle!
(TheSeraph) omfg
(TheSeraph) joshua speaks
(Seamus) Holy crap.
(Seamus) He actually typed something.
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(ZackVixACD) man, I gotta save that apparition of Joshua
(ZackVixACD) do you think it is worthy of being quoted?
(Joshua) of course im worthy to be quoted!
(ZackVixACD) :O

Chat/Quote #315 +(28)-
6:53 PM Yuracchi everyone loves it when I para but when i accidentally upswing them, noooo, im suddenly an idiot
6:53 PM SourKush ^
6:53 PM SourKush Lol

Chat/Quote #321 +(26)-
<pand> Hey gunlance is my favorite weapon!
<pand> And I really know how to play with it. Even online with other players
<pand> I am my favorite weapon type. How did you figure it out?!
<ZackVixACD> my favorite weapon is sex
<pand> too bad you don't know how to use it

Chat/Quote #121 +(24)-
gackto: i tink my game hates me.
aegilnet: why? don't get the drop u wanted?
gackto: yeah.
aegilnet: lol
gackto: im trying to get for jugganaut hammer
aegilnet: it only makes u stronger not getting what u want

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