HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #88 +(2)-
<Weegee> A CONSTIPATED
<Weegee> SHIT

Chat/Quote #28 +(-44)-
*** You are now known as Jesus.
God: Hello, my son.
Jesus: I hate you dad!
Jesus: Why do you always have to kill me!
God: I hate you too, you bastard child.
Jesus: You love your pet humans more than you love me!
God: Because you're a disgrace. How DARE you be nice and make people like me. I spent the whole fucking old testament killing bitches and shit and you fucked it all up with that "peace" shit. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FEAR ME! NOT LOVE ME!
God: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THEM AND LURE THEM IN WITHOUT MY SCARE TACTICS!?
Jesus: How could anyone love a horrible beast like you!
* Jesus runs to his room crying
God: Emo.
Lucifer: See, I told you he'd turn out to be a wuss if you sent him to Earth....
DyrimTW: Oh, excellent.
DyrimTW: I just choked on tea laughing at this.
DyrimTW: thnx u gaiz =D

Chat/Quote #70 +(12)-
Bot: [HotGamerMum] Q: What's Love? A: Something wonderful yet it hurts.
UglyGypceros: Wait
UglyGypceros: Bot.....
UglyGypceros: Fuck. No.

Chat/Quote #157 +(42)-
<%Jecht> This hand of mine is burning red!
<%Jecht> It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
<%Jecht> Erupting...Jecht..Finger!!!
* %Jecht Triumphant Grasps Paladin
* %Jecht ex bursts
<%Jecht> C'mon c'mon c'mon! Let's go!
*** Jecht kicked Paladin from the channel: 9999
<Cleric> holy shit that was ovar 9000

Chat/Quote #256 +(-69)-
* Jesus has quit (Ping timeout)
<Arayu> lol Jesus timed out.
<Halcyon> He will be back in 3 days