HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #259 +(-51)-
<TheSeraph> Cleric is hiding his boobs
<TheSeraph> don't worry, not telling ;)
* Cleric squeezes them together
<Cleric> Come and get 'em.
<Cleric> ;)
* ZackVixACD has quit (Client exited)

Chat/Quote #28 +(-50)-
*** You are now known as Jesus.
God: Hello, my son.
Jesus: I hate you dad!
Jesus: Why do you always have to kill me!
God: I hate you too, you bastard child.
Jesus: You love your pet humans more than you love me!
God: Because you're a disgrace. How DARE you be nice and make people like me. I spent the whole fucking old testament killing bitches and shit and you fucked it all up with that "peace" shit. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FEAR ME! NOT LOVE ME!
God: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THEM AND LURE THEM IN WITHOUT MY SCARE TACTICS!?
Jesus: How could anyone love a horrible beast like you!
* Jesus runs to his room crying
God: Emo.
Lucifer: See, I told you he'd turn out to be a wuss if you sent him to Earth....
DyrimTW: Oh, excellent.
DyrimTW: I just choked on tea laughing at this.
DyrimTW: thnx u gaiz =D

Chat/Quote #123 +(36)-
EmperorKosh: fuck
EmperorKosh: my
EmperorKosh: life
EmperorKosh: ...
EmperorKosh: amen.
zhukant|laptop: Amen
Zanco: Amen

Chat/Quote #243 +(34)-
<ZackVixACD>: my friend plugged in his 360 after couple of months, and guess what happened?
<KazeNurite>: RRoD
<Arayu>: It RRoD'd?
<KidImposter>: RROD
<ZackVixACD>: yeah
<KazeNurite>: lololol
<Seamus>: I was gonna guess that it burst into flame.

Chat/Quote #184 +(-34)-
<Jaded> I wear the skirt in the relationship :D