HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #96 +(72)-
<Jask>: Hey Wapa, you legal over there?
<wapaloola>: for sex? no
<Jask>: Know what would make it even better, Wapa? If to get there, you had gay anal sex in public in a region where gay sex is illegal.

Chat/Quote #164 +(72)-
***MonthOLDpickle fapfapdap
Jesus: dap?
Jask|cleaning: dap?
MonthOLDpickle: penis hitting the floor

Chat/Quote #250 +(72)-
<Ryuko>: Dude, this an amazing idea: Build a structure that spans the entire equator, then knock out the supports so that it floats above the surface of the planet. People get on at one point, the earth rotates under them, and they get off somewhere else.

Chat/Quote #86 +(70)-
Bot: [HotGamerMum] Q: What are girls made of? A: Pussies and bewbs to attract the dudes. Q: What are guys made of? A: Balls and dicks to con the chicks.

Chat/Quote #245 +(69)-
*** ShotaBot|[email protected] kicked ZackVixACD from the channel: I'm TIRED of these MOTHER FUCKIN' ZACKVIXACD"s on my MOTHER FUCKIN' CHOO CHOO TRAIN. Fuck shit nigger damn cunt.

Chat/Quote #31 +(69)-
DyrimTW: It's bullshit, and i'm calling christians on it.
* Jesus stabs Dyrim.
Jesus: The pain means I'm real.
DyrimTW: wtf
*** npc has joined #socb.
Senpai3330: rofl
DyrimTW: .....hax.

Chat/Quote #149 +(68)-
Work|MonthOLDpickle: motorla clit
Work|MonthOLDpickle: err Cliq

Chat/Quote #89 +(67)-
Work|||MonthOLDpickle: what exactly is blogging
Ninjarayu: It's like writing in a girly journal
Ninjarayu: But let everyone on the internet see it
Ninjarayu: And then get really pissed when they read it.

Chat/Quote #101 +(66)-
Jask: The thing about bisexuals is they'll stick their hand down a persons pants and be happy with whateeeeever they find.
ZackVixACD: it is called broadening your choice, Jask
SoulG: Or your anus
SoulG: Broadening your anus
Rensei: LOL
HotGamerMum: ....
Jask: Done that. Good times.

Chat/Quote #66 +(66)-
Redpug987 [[email protected]] entered the room.
Redpug987: FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Redpug987: FUCK ASS FUCKS!!!!
mode (+b *!*@mib-240AE7FB.bois.qwest.net) by Jask
ZackVixACD: he is still in the room
ZackVixACD: I am waited for a very original message in your kick Jask
Morgene: He can't talk or anything
Jask: I figured I'd let him sit and watch for a short time
Redpug987 left the room (Kicked by Jask (very original)).

Chat/Quote #118 +(65)-
*** Jask has changed the topic on channel #socb to Emos emos everywhere, and not a drop of bloo- Oh hell, it's everywhere. Jake, get the mop!.
<Kogath> Nice
<&Jenna> Who's Jake!?
<&Jask> Eh, first name to come to my mind
<&Jask> Our janitor?
<&Jenna> Kewlio
<&Jenna> Bet he's got awesome stories.
<&Jask> I dunno if you'd call mopping up blood, sweat, lube, and semen an awesome story
<&Jenna> i would
<&Jenna> how wouldn't that be an awesome story!?

Chat/Quote #320 +(64)-
(Betaray) I'm kinda bored, any idea of something to watch or anything?
(HunsterBot_) Hey BetaRay!
(HunsterBot_) Beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta!
HunsterBot_) Please all of you, help me MAKE BETARAY ALPHA AGAIN! IT IS GONNA BE HARD BUT WE CAN.
(HunsterBot_) Please all of you, help me MAKE BETARAY ALPHA AGAIN! IT IS GONNA BE HARD BUT WE CAN.
(HunsterBot_) Please all of you, help me MAKE BETARAY ALPHA AGAIN! IT IS GONNA BE HARD BUT WE CAN.
(Betaray) there can't be an "again" because I never was
(leeor_net) I'm slightly confused.
(Betaray) just roll with it
(leeor_net) I can do that

Chat/Quote #136 +(59)-
<Adalet> Hey WANDER
<Butthurt> inb4nigger
<Adalet> You're a fucking NIGGER.
<Jaded> Maiden > bot
* Wandermeyer sets mode: +b *!*@428E5C17.E36FE25C.14E6DA79.IP
<Kite> nice butthurt
<Kite> that was good timing
* Adalet was kicked by Wandermeyer (cool)

Chat/Quote #134 +(57)-
AgentFriedTofu: Jask
AgentFriedTofu: is a godly entity
Kevan: ZOMG wheres my saviour
Adalet: Sleeping, probably.

Chat/Quote #162 +(56)-
Cleric: goomba + mario = kinky jumpsex
ZackVixACD: pr0n gif > pr0n vid
jfromeo: pr0n jpg > pr0n gif > pr0n vid > real pr0n
Ryuko: ascii pr0n > pr0n jpg > pr0n gif > pr0n vid > real pr0n
jfromeo: hello kitty > ascii pr0n > pr0n jpg > pr0n gif > pr0n vid > real pr0n
ZackVixACD: damn I forgot that you guys were sicker than I was.

Chat/Quote #232 +(47)-
<giascle>: Silly Microsoft, no one cares if the upgrades could make it more powerful than the Pentagon. Unless it looks new, it is inferior.
<Nymous>: I heard they are gonna add a new and more powerful RROD...

Chat/Quote #171 +(46)-
[20:50] <ZackVixACD> FUCK MY CAR!
[20:52] <@Leprechaun> ask tm10, he will gladly fuck it

Chat/Quote #193 +(44)-
<Ryuko>: Obviously, video games are at fault here. They failed to teach this kid how to disarm a drunk knife-wielding nanny."
<DragoValhar>: He didn't play enough assassins creed
<DragoValhar>: counter that bitch and stab her in the neck
<ZackVixACD>: yeah, he should have presses his built-in R1+Square at the right moment

Chat/Quote #117 +(44)-
Freakonature00: what time is it in canada now
TheSeraph: tiger time

Chat/Quote #248 +(44)-
<Anon>: yeah, if you rape them and they end up enjoying it, that's called unrape