HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #103 +(47)-
<MonthOLDpickle>: penis
<thraadash>: I don't get it.
<thraadash>: What's so fun about mentioning the male genital?
<thraadash>: Why not say something more soothing to the mouth, like, "Perpendicular".

Chat/Quote #42 +(46)-
Jask: tm, those bastards crashed my Firefox.
tm10: Ban them. Ban them all.

Chat/Quote #193 +(45)-
<Ryuko>: Obviously, video games are at fault here. They failed to teach this kid how to disarm a drunk knife-wielding nanny."
<DragoValhar>: He didn't play enough assassins creed
<DragoValhar>: counter that bitch and stab her in the neck
<ZackVixACD>: yeah, he should have presses his built-in R1+Square at the right moment

Chat/Quote #134 +(44)-
AgentFriedTofu: Jask
AgentFriedTofu: is a godly entity
Kevan: ZOMG wheres my saviour
Adalet: Sleeping, probably.

Chat/Quote #258 +(44)-
<&tm10> In Philosophy everyone and their mother has their own take on different words.
<Mr_Popo> wouldnt their mother be included in "Everyone"?
<Mr_Popo> OMGPARADOX
<&tm10> Women aren't people, you idiot.

Chat/Quote #320 +(41)-
(Betaray) I'm kinda bored, any idea of something to watch or anything?
(HunsterBot_) Hey BetaRay!
(HunsterBot_) Beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta, beta!
HunsterBot_) Please all of you, help me MAKE BETARAY ALPHA AGAIN! IT IS GONNA BE HARD BUT WE CAN.
(HunsterBot_) Please all of you, help me MAKE BETARAY ALPHA AGAIN! IT IS GONNA BE HARD BUT WE CAN.
(HunsterBot_) Please all of you, help me MAKE BETARAY ALPHA AGAIN! IT IS GONNA BE HARD BUT WE CAN.
(Betaray) there can't be an "again" because I never was
(leeor_net) I'm slightly confused.
(Betaray) just roll with it
(leeor_net) I can do that

Chat/Quote #53 +(40)-

16:43 Jask Apparently I forgot that you existed, Gawi.

Chat/Quote #82 +(40)-
DragoValhar: He had some maretto Mum.. Must be some powerful shit if it made him type like that.
Seamus: amaretto...
Seamus: You must not drink much.
DragoValhar: Seamus, I dont drink, like at all.
Seamus: ...god you people suck.
ZackVixACD[QuoteMode]: tell your liver that in 20 years
Kogath|MH3: Eh, I got two of em, right?

Chat/Quote #81 +(38)-
ZackVixACD: I see two #socb chat now
UglyGypceros: O.o
Wandermeyer: Man, and I thought you had an excuse...
Prime223: lol
UglyGypceros: It's the EVIL SOCB
ZackVixACD: :O
UglyGypceros IT IS THE MIRROR DIMENSION!
ZackVixACD: ah no wonder. Wandermeyer was nice to me over there

Chat/Quote #52 +(34)-
[14:26] <@aegilnet> this chat is epic, girls/transformers/DBZ/matrix all at ones, without anyone complaining

Chat/Quote #144 +(34)-
Work|MonthOLDpickle: man I can't wait for kids =S
Work|MonthOLDpickle: so they can grow up and tell me they hate my guts

Chat/Quote #126 +(34)-
Jask: My throat is unhappy :(
Adalet: Then stop sucking cock.
Adalet: Deep throating is bad for your throat, Jask.

Chat/Quote #146 +(34)-
ZackVixACD: THIS: is scary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwy0u91B-g&NR=1
ZackVixACD: try to waTCH THE whole thing, you will be like "WTF!!!!!!!!!"
DarkCobraSK: that's a guy. . .
DarkCobraSK: creppy. . .
DarkCobraSK: creepy*
DarkCobraSK: WTF o_O
DarkCobraSK: WTF >_<
DarkCobraSK: WTF WTF WTF!!!!
Prime223: Nope seems deadly.
DarkCobraSK: X_X
ZackVixACD: lol

Chat/Quote #168 +(32)-
wapaloola: get kaze here to tell him some MW2 spoilers.
wapaloola: Sparks will fly.
Jaded: wapa
Jaded: unignore kaze
wapaloola: Why
Jaded: <Adalet|AFK> Hi!
Jaded: <Adalet|AFK> Tell Wapa to unignore me.
Jaded: <Adalet|AFK> >:|
wapaloola: Not until I get my MW2 kaze >=(

Chat/Quote #338 +(31)-
#support channel
- alguien habla espanol?
- how to connect?
- help i can't connect!
- alguien habla espanol? :v
- ! ip
- hi guys i have a problem (remain unsolved)
- alguien habla espanol? :V

Chat/Quote #318 +(31)-
<Betaray> my dad just called asking me how to disabled his popup blocker, I asked him what browser he is using and he said "google or yahoo"
<Betaray> god damnit

Chat/Quote #29 +(28)-
Aintaer: As the last op you should wield your powers with impunity and irresponsibility.
*** Aintaer has been kicked from #socb by Jask: Really?

Chat/Quote #223 +(27)-
<ZackVixACD> some fucked up bots keep on doing shit on hunstermonter. I don't want to build a kaptcha because I don't want users to be slowed down by it when they submit shit, and i don't want to hold submissions because I want the chat quotes to go online right away >:/ Grrr!!! and the builders of those bots think I am stupid and am using BBcode or I am even enabling Html codes.
<Cleric> hmmm... should i watch jaws 2?
<HotGamerMum> why your site?
<ZackVixACD> I don't know :/ I don't even think it is that popular. I mainly have it for my own entertainment >:/
<HotGamerMum> weird
<Cleric> c'mon... of course it's popular, i've posted a couple of things on there
<Cleric> i've probably posted more on there than i have on the forums... ever
<ZackVixACD> lol
<ZackVixACD> Now I need to think of a way of getting rid fo them. Obviously ip bans isn't the way to go as they are changing those
<Cleric> double murder suicide?
<ZackVixACD> http://www.hunstermonter.net/quotes.php?act=gq&q=222 look at this shit?
<ZackVixACD> double murder suicide?
<Cleric> yeah, why not
<ZackVixACD> okay, that's what I will do. I will have to use myself as admin and not let quotes go online yet.
<Cleric> ouch
<ZackVixACD> what's double murder suicide?
<Cleric> that'll be time consuming
<Cleric> when you kill 2 people and kill yourself
<ZackVixACD> oh
<ZackVixACD> alright, or I will do that. I will enable proxy blocking like I had before.
<ZackVixACD> I only disabled that because of thraadash >:/

Chat/Quote #261 +(27)-
[HotGamerMum] "I'm never having kids. I hear they take 9 months to download."

Chat/Quote #123 +(27)-
EmperorKosh: fuck
EmperorKosh: my
EmperorKosh: life
EmperorKosh: ...
EmperorKosh: amen.
zhukant|laptop: Amen
Zanco: Amen