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Chat/Quote #59 +(23)-
<tm10> TheSlayerSystem (17 hours ago)
<tm10> Remove | Block User | Spam Marked as spam
<tm10> attention all mhnoodles fans, check us? out were are better them him rofl pl0x!!!!
<Biscuit> oh man
<Biscuit> you bout to get unsubscribed
<tm10> i no
<Biscuit> by like 3000 people
<tm10> I know, his message was really convincing. Even I unsubscribed from myself.

Chat/Quote #267 +(23)-
ffha: I just installed a virus on my computer. It spammed pop-ups with naked ladies in them. I think I'm gonna go open it again.

Chat/Quote #147 +(19)-
tm10: I HAD a beard twice the beard of his beard, and no vagina around my penis because of it
tm10: And I shave my pubes, just in case I get raped.
tm10: I like to be courteous to my lovers
tm10: No one likes a bush.

Chat/Quote #146 +(19)-
ZackVixACD: THIS: is scary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwy0u91B-g&NR=1
ZackVixACD: try to waTCH THE whole thing, you will be like "WTF!!!!!!!!!"
DarkCobraSK: that's a guy. . .
DarkCobraSK: creppy. . .
DarkCobraSK: creepy*
DarkCobraSK: WTF o_O
DarkCobraSK: WTF >_<
DarkCobraSK: WTF WTF WTF!!!!
Prime223: Nope seems deadly.
DarkCobraSK: X_X
ZackVixACD: lol

Chat/Quote #65 +(18)-
**SoulG is now known as RapeG
***RapeG plays sexually with Griz
***RapeG rapes randomly at the chatters
***Andra parries the attack, and counters with Pyramid Head Buttsechs
***Jus counters Pyramid Head Buttsechs with 1 Terrabyte of tentacle pr0n
Andra left the room (Ok, I'm dying here.).

Chat/Quote #81 +(18)-
ZackVixACD: I see two #socb chat now
UglyGypceros: O.o
Wandermeyer: Man, and I thought you had an excuse...
Prime223: lol
UglyGypceros: It's the EVIL SOCB
ZackVixACD: :O
UglyGypceros IT IS THE MIRROR DIMENSION!
ZackVixACD: ah no wonder. Wandermeyer was nice to me over there

Chat/Quote #258 +(17)-
<&tm10> In Philosophy everyone and their mother has their own take on different words.
<Mr_Popo> wouldnt their mother be included in "Everyone"?
<Mr_Popo> OMGPARADOX
<&tm10> Women aren't people, you idiot.

Chat/Quote #141 +(16)-
ZackVixACD: ... wow 4 people
ZackVixACD: oh wait... that's just Mr_Popo
NotJask: hurr?
NotJask: i aint that fat

Chat/Quote #157 +(15)-
<%Jecht> This hand of mine is burning red!
<%Jecht> It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
<%Jecht> Erupting...Jecht..Finger!!!
* %Jecht Triumphant Grasps Paladin
* %Jecht ex bursts
<%Jecht> C'mon c'mon c'mon! Let's go!
*** Jecht kicked Paladin from the channel: 9999
<Cleric> holy shit that was ovar 9000

Chat/Quote #160 +(15)-
[02:39] Bot: [HotGamerMum] I'll cum on you in one stroke

Chat/Quote #237 +(14)-
<Cleric> omg... my connection just fixed itself
<Ryuko> yay?
<Ryuko> wait, does that mean that your connection is the world's first self aware self sustaining ai?
<Cleric> i think so
<Cleric> go optus
<Cleric> decent speed!
<KidImposter> it's a lie
<Cleric> i might watch a youtube video!
<KidImposter> it's faking it
<Cleric> you try telling it that
<Cleric> it'll probably kill you and take over the world
<Cleric> D= it's reading everything we say!
<Cleric> we're doomed
<Ryuko> unplug it
<Ryuko> it'll die
<Cleric> I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Ryuko.
<Ryuko> sup HAL
<Cleric> World Domination.

Chat/Quote #183 +(14)-
[15:37] <KazeNurite> Well stop humming what your humming.
[15:38] <KazeNurite> And sing hooker like a penis.
[15:38] <KazeNurite> HOOKER LIKE A PENIS

Chat/Quote #190 +(10)-
[11:14] <Ace_Demon> hello
[11:15] <SoulG> Hello
[11:16] <-- Ace_Demon has left irc.mibbit.com (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[11:17] <Cleric> that was quick
[11:18] <thraadash> He knew who the real demon was.
[11:18] <thraadash> And left quickly.

Chat/Quote #167 +(9)-
Joao: Can't wait for Legend of Zelda : Spirit Tracks next month :D:D:D
Ryuko: I can >_>
ZackVixACD: wtf is that?
Ryuko: New LoZ for the DS
ZackVixACD: another Ganon-killing-Triforce-seeking-treasure-seeking game?
Ryuko: With trains!
Joao: Ahaha.
ZackVixACD: :O
ZackVixACD: well, that changes everything
ZackVixACD: I can't wait then.

Chat/Quote #88 +(7)-
<Weegee> A CONSTIPATED
<Weegee> SHIT

Chat/Quote #344 +(6)-
Izaacs > are your balls made of pussy!?
❄Filxter❄ > What the fuck Izaacs
MightyZack > actually you know the skin of your balls is made of the same thing that the vage lips are made of
so yes, his balls are kind of made of pussy lips
Aeron Sor > I could have died
without that knowledge
and i wouldn't complain

Chat/Quote #128 +(6)-
HotGamerMum: time for me to go sexing..
HotGamerMum: be back later
***HotGamerMum is now away: Sexing

Chat/Quote #119 +(6)-
tm10: Imagine she is a smarter me, who smokes a lot of pot and is really hot.
tm10: That would be her.
tm10: She is even a huge asshole.
DyrimTW: sounds like corona in woman form
aegilnet: tm10's dream girl then?

Chat/Quote #127 +(5)-
ZackVixACD: heya people
ZackVixACD: does anyone play guitar here?
dyudt: no
dyudt: but my brother does
dyudt: but ive been playin drums since i was like 11
ratchild: I play cd's - I used to play tapes but I'm out of practice
ZackVixACD: oh god, you are so useless :/

Chat/Quote #152 +(5)-
<Adalet> Hey Seamus, want a snowball?
<Seamus> No thanks, adalet
<Mudkip> Seamus, care for some teabagging?
<Seamus> Once again, no thanks.
<Adalet> Is it the coconut Seamus?
<Adalet> The consistency of the coconut? Would you just rather have.. A twinkie?
<Mr_Popo> G, want some buttsecks?
<&Jask> Don't think I've tried snowballing. Wouldn't mind trying though.
<&Jask> BJ and kissing, I get two awesome things.
<Adalet> ...
<Adalet> I meant... the.. Hostess snack.. Snowball...
<&Jask> Oh, right. I'd forgotten about those
<&Jask> Only had them once or twice
<Mr_Popo> lol
<Mr_Popo> FUCKING LOL
* Adalet walks away twitching

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