HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #160 +(-9)-
[02:39] Bot: [HotGamerMum] I'll cum on you in one stroke

Chat/Quote #236 +(-9)-
Cleric: SCIENCE IS GOVERNMENT FUNDED WITCHCRAFT!!!

Chat/Quote #224 +(-10)-
<Cleric> i was on a friend's file and i threw a masterball at one of the elite 4's pokemon
<ZackVixACD> you wasted his masterball lol
<Cleric> he was soooo pissed
<Cleric> i was like... hmmm... catches anything eh

Chat/Quote #50 +(-11)-
<gnsnprwldwsl> Anyone here into cars ?
<%tm10> I've been into a car once. It was pretty sweet.
<Arayu> Yeah
<Arayu> I've been in a car or two
<gnsnprwldwsl> = ='
<gnsnprwldwsl> Sigh, IRC.

Chat/Quote #165 +(-11)-
thraadash: I have opened a piece of chocolate to see lots of white little worms in it.
DragoValhar:I'd suggest buying chocolate from someone other than that guy in the windowless van down by the river.

Chat/Quote #238 +(-11)-
Frogore: For all we know there could be a raid on the WIKI and not the chat. Picture waking up tomorrow and there be gay dinosaur sex gifs on every page

Chat/Quote #119 +(-12)-
tm10: Imagine she is a smarter me, who smokes a lot of pot and is really hot.
tm10: That would be her.
tm10: She is even a huge asshole.
DyrimTW: sounds like corona in woman form
aegilnet: tm10's dream girl then?

Chat/Quote #191 +(-12)-
[11:21] <Cleric> stop molesting our guests soul... wait til AFTER they're asleep
[11:22] <SoulG> But I didn´t do a thing!
[11:22] <thraadash> You said "hello".
[11:22] <thraadash> God enough.
[11:22] <thraadash> HAHAHAHAHAHAA
[11:22] <SoulG> Yes, I´m god

Chat/Quote #316 +(-12)-
ZackVixACD: Yes, the great Zack himself is back
Laverden: oh man
Laverden: Zack!
ZackVixACD: Yes!
CreepyRpg: oh man zack is here
CreepyRpg: lets get out
CreepyRpg: >:(

Chat/Quote #132 +(-13)-
Jask: Fuck!
Jask: I lift up the toilet seat and there's a spider sitting on the edge of the bowl.
JMRV: Do you clean up your toilet?
Rensei: lol.

Chat/Quote #265 +(-14)-
<ZackVixACD>: BIGGEST
<ZackVixACD>: DUMP
<ZackVixACD>: I EVER TOOK!
<Seamus>: Thanks for sharing, Zack

Chat/Quote #72 +(-16)-
UglyGypceros: GODDAMNIT THERE'S NO FUNNY QUOTES INVOLVING ME

Chat/Quote #80 +(-16)-
<&thraadash> PORN is a good concentration Method, Fanny.

Chat/Quote #231 +(-16)-
<Ichiro>:"The Xbox 360 was designed for a long life, and I don’t even know if we’re at the midpoint yet."
<Ichiro>: Long life... Yet many died already...

Chat/Quote #194 +(-17)-
<Popo|Thinking>: i have a question
<Popo|Thinking>: if dumbledore was gay
<Popo|Thinking>: would that mean that snape is guilty of a hate crime?

Chat/Quote #267 +(-17)-
ffha: I just installed a virus on my computer. It spammed pop-ups with naked ladies in them. I think I'm gonna go open it again.

Chat/Quote #28 +(-20)-
*** You are now known as Jesus.
God: Hello, my son.
Jesus: I hate you dad!
Jesus: Why do you always have to kill me!
God: I hate you too, you bastard child.
Jesus: You love your pet humans more than you love me!
God: Because you're a disgrace. How DARE you be nice and make people like me. I spent the whole fucking old testament killing bitches and shit and you fucked it all up with that "peace" shit. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FEAR ME! NOT LOVE ME!
God: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THEM AND LURE THEM IN WITHOUT MY SCARE TACTICS!?
Jesus: How could anyone love a horrible beast like you!
* Jesus runs to his room crying
God: Emo.
Lucifer: See, I told you he'd turn out to be a wuss if you sent him to Earth....
DyrimTW: Oh, excellent.
DyrimTW: I just choked on tea laughing at this.
DyrimTW: thnx u gaiz =D

Chat/Quote #125 +(-20)-
Draconoob: omg just got back from jogging...gonna die..

Chat/Quote #84 +(-21)-
Zermuffin: Guys, I want you to know
Zermuffin: I don't want to be Arayu anymore.
Zermuffin: I wish to be Zermuffin
Seamus: ...why?
Kogath|MH3: Can I call you Zergmuffin?
Seamus: ^
Zermuffin: Becauze Zermuffin > Arayu
Zermuffin: No. It's just Zermuffin.
Seamus: Zergmuffin>Zermuffin
Kogath|MH3: But I like the sound of Zergmuffin...
Zermuffin: Pronounced Z-air-muff-en
Kogath|MH3: Z-urg-muff-en
Seamus: ...fuck that, you're Zergmuffin
Zermuffin: lol
Zermuffin: Okay, okay.
Zermuffin: Lurker? :D
Kogath|MH3: lol
Seamus: Eh, work your way up.
Seamus: Gotta start as a Drone.

Chat/Quote #127 +(-21)-
ZackVixACD: heya people
ZackVixACD: does anyone play guitar here?
dyudt: no
dyudt: but my brother does
dyudt: but ive been playin drums since i was like 11
ratchild: I play cd's - I used to play tapes but I'm out of practice
ZackVixACD: oh god, you are so useless :/