HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #75 +(-12)-
—› join: (Arayu|Sleep) ([email protected])
(TheSeraph) first there was sleepwalking
(TheSeraph) now sleepchatting

Chat/Quote #148 +(-12)-
<Mr_Popo> i plan to live on sperm bank donations

Chat/Quote #236 +(-12)-
Cleric: SCIENCE IS GOVERNMENT FUNDED WITCHCRAFT!!!

Chat/Quote #143 +(-13)-
Jask: It's like how some people like regular milk better, and some like chocolate milk better.
HotGamerMum: breastmilk?
Jask: That totally wasn't a racial comment, Mum.
croda: no, that's an interracial metaphor jask
HotGamerMum: ...
croda: cuz margerine comes in a tub and butter is in a stick =)

Chat/Quote #238 +(-13)-
Frogore: For all we know there could be a raid on the WIKI and not the chat. Picture waking up tomorrow and there be gay dinosaur sex gifs on every page

Chat/Quote #30 +(-17)-
Jask: Actually, you're right. some buttons are worth pushing, like this one...
*** You're not a channel operator!
MakaiElite: >_>
*** You're not a channel operator!
Jask: ...wow, there's egg on my face
burlynate: *waits*
Ryuko: ur slow!
Jask: Apparently I forgot to do something important
tm10: Hahaha, you idiot.
MakaiElite: >_>
MakaiElite: XD
burlynate: thats splooge
burlynate: not egg
*** Mode change "+h Jask" for channel #socb by ChanServ.
tm10: You're not op/hop
tm10: Oh shi~
Jask: Haha, whoops

Chat/Quote #125 +(-17)-
Draconoob: omg just got back from jogging...gonna die..

Chat/Quote #133 +(-17)-
* VioletKIRA ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<&Jask> Aw. Bye bye Kira.
<&Jask> She didn't even say bye...
<@asp> byeee
<@asp> there
<@asp> I said it for her
<&Ryuko> you cant
<&Ryuko> thats like putting words in her mouth
<Mr_Popo> and we all know nobody likes having things put in their mouth
<Mr_Popo> except jask, i guess
<&Ryuko> maybe she had a reaso-
<&Ryuko> ...
<&Jask> Hey, lots of people enjoy that.
<&Jask> In the physical sense. The metaphoric sense, not many people.

Chat/Quote #344 +(-17)-
Izaacs > are your balls made of pussy!?
❄Filxter❄ > What the fuck Izaacs
MightyZack > actually you know the skin of your balls is made of the same thing that the vage lips are made of
so yes, his balls are kind of made of pussy lips
Aeron Sor > I could have died
without that knowledge
and i wouldn't complain

Chat/Quote #72 +(-18)-
UglyGypceros: GODDAMNIT THERE'S NO FUNNY QUOTES INVOLVING ME

Chat/Quote #197 +(-18)-
BaltoTheSeaman: so she told me "I know why you are doing this. You just want to get in my pants and do it with me", and I look straight in her eyes with the most serious romantic look and reply "You are wrong. I want to do get in your pants more than once"

Chat/Quote #156 +(-21)-
<Prime223> Brutal Legend is epic
<SoulG> Butt love is also epic
<Prime223> soulG no.....
<SoulG> It is. Wanna try?
<Prime223> :/ wtf no
<SoulG> aww
* LittleFox has joined #socb
<LittleFox> Do
<LittleFox> do do do do

Chat/Quote #224 +(-21)-
<Cleric> i was on a friend's file and i threw a masterball at one of the elite 4's pokemon
<ZackVixACD> you wasted his masterball lol
<Cleric> he was soooo pissed
<Cleric> i was like... hmmm... catches anything eh

Chat/Quote #159 +(-22)-
[HotGamerMum] PSP = Permanent Sex Partner

Chat/Quote #165 +(-23)-
thraadash: I have opened a piece of chocolate to see lots of white little worms in it.
DragoValhar:I'd suggest buying chocolate from someone other than that guy in the windowless van down by the river.

Chat/Quote #265 +(-23)-
<ZackVixACD>: BIGGEST
<ZackVixACD>: DUMP
<ZackVixACD>: I EVER TOOK!
<Seamus>: Thanks for sharing, Zack

Chat/Quote #178 +(-24)-
<AdmiredFob> I'm really lazy to train
<ZackVixACD> train in real life?
<AdmiredFob> no, train in pokemanz
<ZackVixACD> oh man :/
<ZackVixACD> I have wasted so much precious time doing that.
<ZackVixACD> could have been fapping all that time

Chat/Quote #33 +(-25)-
Jask: Hello all.
tm10: hi
tm10: i am the only one around
Jask: Well, it's just you and I then.
Jask: Shall we turn down the lights?
* tm10 puts on some Barry White
tm10: We shall.

Chat/Quote #39 +(-26)-
<Corona>: In New York 2 years ago, 200 monks decided to meditate in Time Square, and their goal was to reduce crime in the city by 25%
<Corona>: At first, they were made fun of by the police
<Corona>: After one week, they ended up getting support from the police
<Corona>: Because in one week, there was a 25% drop
<ZackVixACD>: damn Monks, they have a lot of mana
<TheSeraph>: do i get girls if i meditate in a shopping centre?

Chat/Quote #239 +(-26)-
<me>: I break my dry spells with some ultimate mega fapping xD