HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #84 +(-24)-
Zermuffin: Guys, I want you to know
Zermuffin: I don't want to be Arayu anymore.
Zermuffin: I wish to be Zermuffin
Seamus: ...why?
Kogath|MH3: Can I call you Zergmuffin?
Seamus: ^
Zermuffin: Becauze Zermuffin > Arayu
Zermuffin: No. It's just Zermuffin.
Seamus: Zergmuffin>Zermuffin
Kogath|MH3: But I like the sound of Zergmuffin...
Zermuffin: Pronounced Z-air-muff-en
Kogath|MH3: Z-urg-muff-en
Seamus: ...fuck that, you're Zergmuffin
Zermuffin: lol
Zermuffin: Okay, okay.
Zermuffin: Lurker? :D
Kogath|MH3: lol
Seamus: Eh, work your way up.
Seamus: Gotta start as a Drone.

Chat/Quote #28 +(-25)-
*** You are now known as Jesus.
God: Hello, my son.
Jesus: I hate you dad!
Jesus: Why do you always have to kill me!
God: I hate you too, you bastard child.
Jesus: You love your pet humans more than you love me!
God: Because you're a disgrace. How DARE you be nice and make people like me. I spent the whole fucking old testament killing bitches and shit and you fucked it all up with that "peace" shit. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FEAR ME! NOT LOVE ME!
God: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THEM AND LURE THEM IN WITHOUT MY SCARE TACTICS!?
Jesus: How could anyone love a horrible beast like you!
* Jesus runs to his room crying
God: Emo.
Lucifer: See, I told you he'd turn out to be a wuss if you sent him to Earth....
DyrimTW: Oh, excellent.
DyrimTW: I just choked on tea laughing at this.
DyrimTW: thnx u gaiz =D

Chat/Quote #49 +(-26)-
Cptmrrm: and i think im going to stop getting on this thing everytime i get on all i have is just one question but instead i always end up getting an answer and a penis

The good ol' days. . .

Chat/Quote #265 +(-28)-
<ZackVixACD>: BIGGEST
<ZackVixACD>: DUMP
<ZackVixACD>: I EVER TOOK!
<Seamus>: Thanks for sharing, Zack

Chat/Quote #109 +(-29)-
[20:45] <Ninjarayu> I wouldn't sleep with a sheep!
[20:46] <Pants> That almost sounds like a slogan they've put on a really fucked up PSA.
[20:46] <Ninjarayu> This is a new PSA
[20:46] <Pants> Is it against sleeping with sheep?
[20:46] <Andra> >:|
[20:46] <Andra> lol
[20:47] <Ninjarayu> We have discovered that smoking marijuana can sometimes lead to initiating sexual intercourse with odd beings/objects, such as sheep, tables, and pillows.
[20:47] <Ninjarayu> So please, remember the saying "I don't sleep with sheep," and avoid smoking marijuana.

Chat/Quote #61 +(-30)-
Morgene: Is that on the quotes thing yet?
Ghostcat: ?
Morgene: Nevermind...

Chat/Quote #167 +(-31)-
Joao: Can't wait for Legend of Zelda : Spirit Tracks next month :D:D:D
Ryuko: I can >_>
ZackVixACD: wtf is that?
Ryuko: New LoZ for the DS
ZackVixACD: another Ganon-killing-Triforce-seeking-treasure-seeking game?
Ryuko: With trains!
Joao: Ahaha.
ZackVixACD: :O
ZackVixACD: well, that changes everything
ZackVixACD: I can't wait then.

Chat/Quote #67 +(-32)-
TheRedHotAgitos: bouta say something you guys wont get but i need the translation
TheRedHotAgitos: Go fuck yourself with a spiked dildo you fucking faggot.
TheRedHotAgitos: DAMMIT
TheRedHotAgitos: didnt turn it on
Ghostcat: lol
Mizu[RftL]: Oh lawdy

Chat/Quote #267 +(-33)-
ffha: I just installed a virus on my computer. It spammed pop-ups with naked ladies in them. I think I'm gonna go open it again.

Chat/Quote #74 +(-34)-
—› nick: (Mr_Popo) is now known as (LegendaryVirgin)
(LegendaryVirgin) whoops sorry
(LegendaryVirgin) didnt know i was in her sttll
—› nick: (LegendaryVirgin) is now known as (Mr_Popo)

Chat/Quote #106 +(-34)-
tututututhjf: hi answer
Sully: hi answer
wapaloola: hi answer
*** Rayle joined #socb
wapaloola: hi rayle
Sully: hi rayle
tututututhjf: hi rayle
Rayle: hey guys
wapaloola: c-c-c-combo breaker

Chat/Quote #114 +(-34)-
<professa>:It's a scientific fact that asian girls can unhinge their jaws in order to swallow things twice their own size.

Chat/Quote #32 +(-36)-
AdmiredFob: As young as Jask is, he looks like a fucking 30 year old
AdmiredFob: or hotter
AdmiredFob: i mean
AdmiredFob: older
AdmiredFob: >_>
Jask: Thank you Fob, I'm flattered.
tm10: Freudian slip...

Chat/Quote #184 +(-38)-
<Jaded> I wear the skirt in the relationship :D

Chat/Quote #27 +(-39)-
Ryuko: JASK
Ryuko: WE
Ryuko: ARE
Ryuko: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*** Ryuko has been kicked from #socb by Maiden: Please Do Not Flood In This Channel, 10 Lines In 8 Seconds.

Chat/Quote #40 +(-39)-
Von: I hate Ryuko :(
Ryuko: No you don't.
Von: Do too.
Ryuko: You like me, and it scares you.

Chat/Quote #41 +(-39)-
Jaded: WHOS GAY FOR WHO?
Jask: I'm gay for men.
Jask: Especially Sev and Ryuko.
Jaded: ._.
Mavren: I'm fungus for men
Jask: Mav is a mushroom for Mario?
Mavren: D: mario will eat me!
Jaded: That's awkward.
Jask: Mario will eat you and become big.

Chat/Quote #158 +(-39)-
<LittleFox> Is it sad that we talk about buttsecks so much that google is advertising lubricant?

Chat/Quote #35 +(-40)-
SilverIceGale: ive known the greatest pleasure in my jask mum
SilverIceGale: WTF AM I SAYING
mrt: LOL
* SilverIceGale facepalms
SilverIceGale: GAWD
* SilverIceGale slams head onto desk repeatedly

Chat/Quote #163 +(-42)-
MonthOLDpickle: oh god girls
MonthOLDpickle: outside my house
MonthOLDpickle: fapfapfap
MonthOLDpickle: they aren't mormons
MonthOLDpickle: 16 year olds