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Chat/Quote #16 +(65)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle
Chat/Quote #83 +(65)-
Jask|SortaHere: Wapa, Ceanataur Z is a very good set, and used in a lot of mixed sets
wapaloola: Yeah but I use my Narga X loads anyway
wapaloola: with sharp +1
Seamus: NarUga... there's a damn U in it.
wapaloola: not in Unite english
Kogath|MH3: Fuck Unite
Seamus: Fuck Unite.
Kogath|MH3: XD
wapaloola: XDD
Chat/Quote #182 +(64)-
tigrexXx [[email protected]] entered the room.
<ZackVixACD>: Tigrex pron is here
tigrexXx: fuck u zack
***tigrexXx punch zack head
***ZackVixACD enters Rage mode
<tigrexXx>: haha..
***ZackVixACD one-hit-kos tigrexXx
<tigrexXx>: just kidding mah zack..
<ZackVixACD>: too late, you just failed the quest
<ZackVixACD>: supply items have already been returned
<ZackVixACD>: (even though you didn't have any)
<tigrexXx>: haha...funny la u..huhuh
<ZackVixACD>: yeah and you also got 0 guild point!
***tigrexXx ouchhhh
Chat/Quote #334 +(64)-
There is no more humbling feeling than being HR9 with almost 700 hours in-game and still forgetting your cool drinks and well-done steaks like a noob.
I speak from experience.
Chat/Quote #337 +(63)-
ErasableVanguard:
How to switch to manual select channel
Blakfox[Greil]:
options
in game
ErasableVanguard:
I want to play GodEaters with my friend
Okay thank your the info
Chat/Quote #129 +(61)-
gackto: um could some one give me some advice on which decoration i should put on terra ceanataur armor?
Adalet: Elemental attack up
Adalet: now gtfo
Chat/Quote #102 +(59)-
wapaloola: obtw its King Atlillart Sword not DKB
wapaloola: KAS!
Ninjarayu: DKB > KAS
Adalet: I like KAS better.
wapaloola: yeah
wapaloola: ever tried saying DKB?
Ninjarayu: Just because Diablos King Blade is less confusing than King Atillart Sword
wapaloola: sounds like you're sneezing
Ninjarayu: "What's DKB made of?" "Diablos, duh." "Oh. /wrist"
Ninjarayu: That's why you say it like AOL
Ninjarayu: Abbreviations =/= words
Adalet: AOL=OWL?
Adalet: AOLE?
Adalet: I DUNNO.
**Ninjarayu headfloors so hard China is seen**
wapaloola: lmao
Adalet: I wish I could do that.
Chat/Quote #242 +(59)-
<frondsworth>: How is everyone?
<frondsworth>: Well I'ma gonna go fail at hunting a gold rathian
<SoulG>: Good luck on failing, dear frondsworth
Chat/Quote #79 +(56)-
Shinryuu: what does felyne martial arts[l] do?
mrt: Your cat learn martial arts and is able to use hadokens.
Chat/Quote #336 +(55)-
Andrzej: well
Andrzej: we dont need to cut its tail
Andrzej: for sac
Andrzej: we should either kill or capture
Haruka: but its sack is near its tail(edited)
Andrzej: ohh right
Andrzej: truu
Andrzej: forgot about it
Andrzej: dang it
Haruka: I should quote that
Chat/Quote #46 +(54)-
Jask|work: ...I am such a geeek
Jask|work: Doing data entry. Just input the value $1404
Jask|work: First thought: heh, 404
Jask|work: Second thought: heh, Juggernaut
ZackVixACD: juggernaut?
Jask|work: A hammer in 2G/Unite with 1404 attack power.
creamdonut: xD
Chat/Quote #253 +(52)-
Halcyon [[email protected]] entered the room.
Halcyon: Rawr
***ZackVixACD throws flashbomb at Halcyon
***ZackVixACD watches Halcyon fall out of the sky
***Revenant cuts off Halcyon's tail
***Revenant fails to get a plate
***Revenant abandons quest
Chat/Quote #44 +(51)-
Seamus: Thus why lance>GL still. :D
Prime223: Can lance make things go boom seamus
Seamus: Yes.
Seamus: It's called guard poking a bomb.
Chat/Quote #227 +(51)-
<FoxInABox>: haha, garuga hit me with 3 poison spin in a row x3 .. so fail ..
<Mckrongs>: Fucking hell yeah.
<Mckrongs>: you call that fail?
<Mckrongs>: Try being an admin
<Mckrongs>: then losing to 2 Gendromes
<Mckrongs>: DX
Chat/Quote #5 +(50)-
Nya: There is no Los Ecoology
Nya: Only ian
eyjaynizel: But wai? =/
Nya: idk, It's pretty much assumed that all los does is kill shit and flare his massive wang around the females.
Chat/Quote #2 +(48)-
Moribaiken: I killed kut-ku whilst drunk for the first time
Moribaiken: so I believe drunk = super me!
Moribaiken: true story yo
Moribaiken: tried killin for a week couldn't
Moribaiken: then got drunk and killed em
Moribaiken: pwnd
Chat/Quote #192 +(48)-
ZackVixACD: I am back at drawing hunster monter comics! Submit your ideas!
Jask: You drew one?
SoulG: Ass rape, as usual, zack
Jask: Naked man riding Gypceros, mounted on the head with the horn covering his crotch, man looking proud, Gypceros doing his flash.
Chat/Quote #77 +(47)-
<thraadash> Wonder why they still call it Unite?
<thraadash> Seems to be missing a lot of stuff to be called Unite.
<SoulG> Because they united all the crap and left outside the gang the cool stuff?
Chat/Quote #22 +(46)-
SoulEatingFreak: Fighting Kushala
SoulEatingFreak: this calls for lucky star music
SoulEatingFreak: because i am a gigantic faggot
Chat/Quote #254 +(39)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"


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