HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #269 +(212)-
Anonymous:
I don't actually like Monster Hunter. I hate it. I hate it with every fiber of my being. That is why I want to destroy it. I have to kill every monster in my path. The game is playing dirty, so I am playing dirty as well. I must make the best weapons in the game and completely and utterly destroy it until nothing is left.The satisfaction I feel when taking down the 100th Rathalos and finally get his fucking ruby is unbeatable.
God I hate this game. And I can't stop playing it because I hate it so much.

Chat/Quote #324 +(158)-
<TheATG/Adrian (Tip Master)> fuck I went into a quest with a bow but I have clips for my bowgun

Chat/Quote #322 +(141)-
<Zinogre's Revival XXShanks> See, this is why I can't enjoy P3rd.
Not even 2 minutes in and going online with four dudes my entire shit just shits on itself. Explosive diarrhea

Chat/Quote #317 +(140)-
(naudiz) ShadyFigure: why do I need to sharpen my horn?
(ZackVixACD) so that you can play the sharp notes better, duh

Chat/Quote #325 +(130)-
<TheATG/Adrian (Tip Master)> I carted to vespoids in F1 once
<TheATG/Adrian (Tip Master)> Got stunned by preys and pushed in the cave in the jungle where there were a shit ton of vespoids waiting for me

Chat/Quote #330 +(128)-
Jay: im gonna go to japan and punch whoever the fuck programmed rathalos to go from 9 to 4 then immidetly leave and go back to 9.

Chat/Quote #327 +(122)-
<towa> game "wait this guy has luck booster AND mega lucky cat, he must need something"
"better give him trash"

Chat/Quote #244 +(116)-
<beast96>: daymio hermiataur help!!!!
<ShotaBot>: Hit his legs.
<ShotaBot>: trip him
<ShotaBot>: Hit his shell.
<ShotaBot>: ???
<ShotaBot>: Profit.

Chat/Quote #93 +(110)-
Seamus: What? The ONLY way to unlock Hawkeye is to register for online stat tracking with Gamespy...
ZackVixACD: what? you get Hawkeye from completing G-level training
Kogath: -_-
Seamus: ...
***Kogath smacks Zack
Seamus: Seriously, Zack...
Yagami_Riato: [email protected]

Chat/Quote #313 +(104)-
>Kills kut-ku
<Hunter 1>: finally!
<Hunter 2>: What a magnificent creature! Truly a beauty among all. This creature did not have to die.
<Hunter 1>: FUCKING KUT-KU SCALES AGAIN!

Chat/Quote #314 +(99)-
11:47 PM <patersonman> sohai you need to hold off on explosive arrows when hes stuned and everyone else is attacking him cause you send us all flying which wastes the traps
11:48 PM <patersonman> he did that to us every time we used a trap

Chat/Quote #254 +(96)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"

Chat/Quote #240 +(95)-
<BigO>: im hr 1
<BigO>: i have a Go
<BigO>: psp go
<GeneStarwind>: aww
<GeneStarwind>: so much phail

Chat/Quote #315 +(93)-
6:53 PM Yuracchi everyone loves it when I para but when i accidentally upswing them, noooo, im suddenly an idiot
6:53 PM SourKush ^
6:53 PM SourKush Lol

Chat/Quote #321 +(92)-
<pand> Hey gunlance is my favorite weapon!
<pand> And I really know how to play with it. Even online with other players
<pand> I am my favorite weapon type. How did you figure it out?!
<ZackVixACD> my favorite weapon is sex
<pand> too bad you don't know how to use it

Chat/Quote #272 +(90)-
RedWolfen: Mr Melynx came and he was all "Imma rob joo" and Blos is leik imma liek own joo while yous all WTF"

Chat/Quote #326 +(90)-
<Ostarion >@Angus Blanchard, i just got locked by 5 bullfango in area 9 of forest and hills last night. everytime i get up they charge me.
<Ostarion> then i got carted

Chat/Quote #233 +(87)-
Mckrongs: any regulation/banned words here before I continue talking around here? ouo
KidImposter: unite names are banned

Chat/Quote #271 +(86)-
RedWolfen Bleh.. I'd rather kill Mono now
RedWolfen I want to kill KD but nooooo it just had to vanish DX
RedWolfen It's one of the Village Elder quests
Daora KD?
Daora Oh wait.
Daora SHIT
Daora flies off

Chat/Quote #329 +(86)-
Alguien que me ayude con el emulador no puedo ver a los jugadores.