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Chat/Quote #266 +(37)-
mib_y5mf69: can any of u tell me how to kill 2 tigrex
Jask: What weapon types are you most comfortable with?
mib_y5mf69: long sword
Jask: Well, Tigrex's weakness is Thunder, so try for the Eager Cleaver line.
Jask: You'll want some armor that has skills to compliment it, but enough defense to survive his attacks. You can upgrade armor for the second part of that
mib_y5mf69: i did but with devil slicer
Jask: What armor have you been using?
mib_y5mf69: tigrex armour
Jask: ...
Jask: You're using Tigrex armor and asking how to kill Tigrex?

Chat/Quote #319 +(37)-
(lead_hooves) anyone know an even faster way to level up cats?
(Plesioth) play better
(Plesioth) OH
(Plesioth) SNAP

Chat/Quote #13 +(36)-
sarutan: Why is not MH3 on PS3!!!!! damn u stupid company(forgot its name loool)

Chat/Quote #235 +(36)-
Chameleos: Khezu is not a penis, he is simply a blind veiny slimy lo- ok, he MIGHT be a penis, but I don't think he ejaculates form his mo- oh wait...

Chat/Quote #140 +(35)-
tigrexXx [[email protected]] entered the room.
Ghostcat: oooh
Ghostcat: tigrex porn

Chat/Quote #260 +(35)-
<reaper_28> i want to get a rathian plate...can you all teach me to get that ??
<reaper_28> i want to get a rathian plate...can you all teach me to get that ??
<reaper_28> hey!!
<reaper_28> #rathian
<Cleric> Go die.
<reaper_28> huhu:(
<Cleric> Seriously.
<reaper_28> cleric can you teach me how to get a rathian plate to complete my chameleos armor set??pls....
<reaper_28> cleric can you teach me how to get a rathian plate to complete my chameleos armor set??pls....
<Cleric> Stop sending the same fucking message twice.
<Cleric> And no.
<Cleric> Figure out how to get it yourself.
<Cleric> There's guides, carve guides, armor guides, monster guides.
<Cleric> ANYTHING YOU COULD FUCKING WANT FOR ANYTHING AND YOU STILL HAVE TO COME IN HERE AND SPAM MY NICK SO IT BEEPS ME AND MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRIER SO PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!
<reaper_28> ow..sory...its difficult..
<reaper_28> fuck!!
<Cleric> You have experienced the rage of Cleric.
<Cleric> Consider yourself blessed.

Chat/Quote #60 +(34)-
thraadash: We should all sell our PSPs and concentrate on.....
ZackVixACD: buttsex?

Chat/Quote #336 +(34)-
Andrzej: well
Andrzej: we dont need to cut its tail
Andrzej: for sac
Andrzej: we should either kill or capture
Haruka: but its sack is near its tail(edited)
Andrzej: ohh right
Andrzej: truu
Andrzej: forgot about it
Andrzej: dang it
Haruka: I should quote that

Chat/Quote #228 +(33)-
<ya>: when i see this bitch next time il pwn him like a mtherfker
<ya>: fuck this kutku stave II
<ya>: it took me 49 mins?
<ya>: and didnt kill him
<Frogore>: Wait.
<Frogore>: Did you say kut ku stave II?
<ya>: yep
<Frogore>: ...
<Frogore>: Your using this on a plesi?
<ya>: yep
<Frogore>: ...

Chat/Quote #154 +(32)-
Corona: "Kushala Daora's anagram name is AHA! A DARK SOUL"
nai: Red Fatalis's anagram name is IDEAL FARTS

Chat/Quote #337 +(30)-
ErasableVanguard:
How to switch to manual select channel

Blakfox[Greil]:
options
in game

ErasableVanguard:
I want to play GodEaters with my friend
Okay thank your the info

Chat/Quote #343 +(28)-
"I believe I can fly~" ode to greatsword upswing victims.

Chat/Quote #335 +(26)-
When the other players starting waiting for you and following you around, you know that you've become their hero.

That's when your anxiety kicks in.

Chat/Quote #14 +(25)-
Arayu|Away: Technically couldn't you call 2G an "untranslated demo"?
thraadash: hahahahahaha
Jask: If they have to use 2G in the display, they must not be very far in translating
zenkuso: true, but the english version unite is gonna have less blood! woot :(
thraadash: A better than the original, demo.
Arayu|Away: Yeah...
thraadash: Or, they might be waiting for us.
thraadash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Chat/Quote #85 +(24)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #68 +(22)-
<MonthOLDpickle> If there is one thing I learned in my life, its not to fuck with Unicorns.

Chat/Quote #270 +(22)-
<Mhfu>: How paly monster hunter freedom uinted
<DualHydra>: wow!
<Cleric: Turn the PSP on.

Chat/Quote #90 +(21)-
<Anonymous> First wall to hit was Kut Ku. The first real MONSTER in MONSTER HUNTER. I eventually beat that fucker.
Then Tiger Rex comes along and slams my fucking finger in the car door on purpose. I eventually beat his ass down too.
No its Rajang. FUUUUUUUUCK, he slammed my entire hand in the door, and connected by balls to the car battery. Then after the 10minute mark his big brother came out and proceeded to kick me in the ribs while Im down while his little bro keeps electrocuting my balls. Fuck this thing man. Fuck it hard.

Chat/Quote #346 +(21)-
Plesioth is dummy thicc and the clap of his hitboxes keeps carting the noobs

Chat/Quote #130 +(20)-
ZackVixACD: i really hate white fata
ZackVixACD: first round is cool, second is alright, then third run I ran outof time
ZackVixACD: and I brought barrel rolls
ZackVixACD: err... barrel bombs

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