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Chat/Quote #24 +(21)-
Nall: my fucking entertainment stand just cut the shit out of me
Corona: no me
Nall: who knew pre-formed wood could be so deadly
Nall: *drinks potion, poses, gets run over by raging entertainment stand* Noooo
Wandermeyer: no ME
Burlynate: *entertainment stand uses splinter ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Nall: I was shifting grip while carrying it
Nall: The corners are, apparently, VERY SHARP
Nall: Green at least
Burlynate: use it against a rock, the sharpness should fall pretty quickly
Nall: You know how they say human bites are the most likely to get infected
Nall: Does putting a cut finger inside your mouth do the same thing
Burlynate: yes,
Nall: I'M GOING TO DIE
Burlynate: enjoy your e-coli
Nall: :(
Burlynate: you shouldn't have eaten that
Jask: Next time wear arm equipment.
Burlynate: with guard inc
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Burlynate: or evade +2
Maverynthia: I don't think it works that way Nall, I think it has to be someone else's mouth
Burlynate: Don't read this
jfromeo: it'd be nice to see ppl rolling through cars at the street
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Burlynate: good luck w/ that, have you seen the hit boxes on those things?
jfromeo: no, but i have roll xploited some :)
Nya: I have.
Nya: First-hand.

Chat/Quote #23 +(33)-
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IOkung: Om
shyna66: what hpnd?
IOkung: Why did my connection ALWAYS ends with Shyna's smile Face?
shyna66: hihihi
IOkung: Maybe It's so cute it melt teh connection
IOkung: lol
Jask|2G_group: Heh, mibbit crashing?
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Jask|2G_group: Not hitting me.
*** :irc.mibbit.com 352 Jask|2G_group #socb Mibbit 9AF0E163.8FCC407F.4877EDA4.IP irc.mibbit.com thraadash Hr :0 http://www.mibbit.com
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IOkung: ...
IOkung: You're Tanking with a Lance + Guard+2 Or SOMETHING!?
Jask|2G_group: Fuck tanking.
Jask|2G_group: Evade+2 baby!
IOkung: lol
IOkung: So
IOkung: You Rolled thought Crashing?
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IOkung: OMG!!
IOkung: even mum didn't survive lol
Jask|2G_group: Rolling fixes everything.

Chat/Quote #22 +(22)-
SoulEatingFreak: Fighting Kushala
SoulEatingFreak: this calls for lucky star music
SoulEatingFreak: because i am a gigantic faggot

Chat/Quote #21 +(33)-
wapaloola: dual monoblos shouldnt be too bad
wapaloola: SHIT THATS ONE BIG MOTHERFUCKER

Chat/Quote #20 +(20)-
Jask: They screwed up some of the item and weapon names.
wapaloola: the guy at capcom who told Nall about the London gathering actually apologized to him for the names xD

Chat/Quote #19 +(-38)-
Jask: I just got news that the planned game for tomorrow night was canceled, so I foolishly volunteered to run a one-shot. One person has already stated interest in playing an Abyssal
Tleilandrek: o.o
Tleilandrek: Hmm.
Tleilandrek: Advice?
Tleilandrek: I monster hunter
Jask: Started playing the game, have you?
Tleilandrek: no PSP.
Tleilandrek: But, make it like that.
Jask: ...
Jask: I like it
Jask: There is this one shadowlands with a behomoth...
Jask: behemoth*
Jask: Its mouth leads to oblivion
Tleilandrek: When in doubt.
Tleilandrek: Monster hunter.

Chat/Quote #18 +(-8)-
HotGamerOne: dash speaks congalala language...
Sev|afk: Do congalala and blangonga speak the same language?
thraadash: Slightly different dialects.
thraadash: Like teochew and hokkien.
thraadash: Congalala more jungle, Blangonga more icelandic.
Sev|afk: So I guess the green and pink congalala speak to each other in something like american and british english?
thraadash: Congalala has more words for "Eat it and you will die". Blangonga has more words for "Eat it or you will die."
Sev|afk: I'd say rajang speaks in ebonics instead of australian
Sev|afk: yo 'sup mutha etc.

Chat/Quote #17 +(4)-
tm10: no more beer :(
tm10: I'm going to search for more.
tm10: brb, quest.
Jask: tm is on an epic journey.
Jask: He may even die on his quest.
tm10: Drunk in the wood = MH .
tm10: I usually wear a sweater as armor and a branch as a SnS with a beer box.
Jask: Eaten by dragons, crushed by ogres, fell drunkenly down stairs and broke his neck...
tm10: just in case.

Chat/Quote #16 +(17)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle

Chat/Quote #15 +(45)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #14 +(19)-
Arayu|Away: Technically couldn't you call 2G an "untranslated demo"?
thraadash: hahahahahaha
Jask: If they have to use 2G in the display, they must not be very far in translating
zenkuso: true, but the english version unite is gonna have less blood! woot :(
thraadash: A better than the original, demo.
Arayu|Away: Yeah...
thraadash: Or, they might be waiting for us.
thraadash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Chat/Quote #13 +(55)-
sarutan: Why is not MH3 on PS3!!!!! damn u stupid company(forgot its name loool)

Chat/Quote #12 +(21)-
Seamus: Afk, I'm bored now, so I'm gonna bash in Naruga's face with a Teostra Del Sol.
LikeNoWay: Naruga looks like a cat...
Seamus: Way to fucking state the obvious, LWN.
LikeNoWay: That's LNW to you, sir!
LikeNoWay: And it's more like dog..
xXHasukiXx: No narga looks like a rat
LikeNoWay: No, it's a bat. :)
xXHasukiXx lol
Prime223: I thought it was a panther slash bat
Prime223: thing
LikeNoWay: Nope, that's a black person's penis.

Chat/Quote #11 +(58)-
DyrimTW: Don't hammer khezu with the khezu hammer
DyrimTW: bj
DyrimTW: :/

Chat/Quote #10 +(62)-
tm10: There was a girl I saw today who was really cute and shy. She was playing a hand held game and I was going to ask her out. I saw that it was a DS and I just walked away.

Chat/Quote #9 +(17)-
thraadash: Wear a Felyne suit and charge in with a barrel filled with Nitroglycerine?

Chat/Quote #8 +(26)-
Thraadash: RED!
Thraadash: FULL OF BLOOD!
Thraadash: AND READY TO GO!!!

Chat/Quote #7 +(-8)-
Jask: "Oh, use a hammer, hit the head. She's easy"
Ryuko: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T USE A CONDOM

Chat/Quote #6 +(35)-
Ravenide: Can I get a Monob Heart from Diab?

Chat/Quote #5 +(23)-
Nya: There is no Los Ecoology
Nya: Only ian
eyjaynizel: But wai? =/
Nya: idk, It's pretty much assumed that all los does is kill shit and flare his massive wang around the females.

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