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Chat/Quote #87 +(37)-
<Prime223>: kill kusha. she is easy to kill.
<Adalet|Shower>: KUSHA IS FEMALE SINCE WHEN?
<Prime223>: Idk
<superkrunch>: She clearly has a Vagina.
<ZackVixACD>: she is a bitch since she just flies around
<ZackVixACD>: oh wait no... that will make him a dick
<Adalet|Shower>: Kusha could possible be both genders.
<ZackVixACD>: Cham is a female because all she does is just sits there and takes it (hits) like a hoe...
<ZackVixACD>: but again... Kusha always blows, and gives lots of blow jobs around and stuff...
<Adalet|Shower>: So does Teostra, and he's a dude.
<Adalet|Shower>: He blows till the fire comes out.
<ZackVixACD>: well, gay dragon then
<superkrunch>: Hawt.
<ZackVixACD>: hot blow jobs
<ZackVixACD>: i guess compared to Teo, Kusha still has a lot to learn
<ZackVixACD>: as he/she only gives cold blow jobs
<Adalet|Shower>: Teo made me turn red.

Chat/Quote #85 +(16)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #83 +(63)-
Jask|SortaHere: Wapa, Ceanataur Z is a very good set, and used in a lot of mixed sets
wapaloola: Yeah but I use my Narga X loads anyway
wapaloola: with sharp +1
Seamus: NarUga... there's a damn U in it.
wapaloola: not in Unite english
Kogath|MH3: Fuck Unite
Seamus: Fuck Unite.
Kogath|MH3: XD
wapaloola: XDD

Chat/Quote #79 +(57)-
Shinryuu: what does felyne martial arts[l] do?
mrt: Your cat learn martial arts and is able to use hadokens.

Chat/Quote #77 +(43)-
<thraadash> Wonder why they still call it Unite?
<thraadash> Seems to be missing a lot of stuff to be called Unite.
<SoulG> Because they united all the crap and left outside the gang the cool stuff?

Chat/Quote #73 +(-15)-
(ZackVixACD) I wish you could yell in the game...
(ZackVixACD) Rajang is walking away from me, and han't seen me yet
(ZackVixACD) I tried rolling to make that funny noise, but nothing >_>
(ZackVixACD) I want to say "HEY MUTHAFUCKER I AM HERE"
(ZackVixACD) which would probably translate to (in mh langage) "EHH din da ra doo"

Chat/Quote #71 +(49)-
nick: (Joshua[away]) is now known as (Joshua)
(ZackVixACD) hey Joshua
(ZackVixACD) >=( I don't care if you are a staff! You are here, YOU TALK ABOUT MONSTER HUNTER
(ZackVixACD) OR I personally ban you!
ZackVixACD sets mode +b on Joshua and Joshua alone
(Joshua) lol
(ZackVixACD) Ah! there you are :P You talked
(Joshua) its a miracle!
(TheSeraph) omfg
(TheSeraph) joshua speaks
(Seamus) Holy crap.
(Seamus) He actually typed something.
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(ZackVixACD) man, I gotta save that apparition of Joshua
(ZackVixACD) do you think it is worthy of being quoted?
(Joshua) of course im worthy to be quoted!
(ZackVixACD) :O

Chat/Quote #69 +(45)-
Mizu[RftL]: Hopefully I won't think a Lao can dig again..

Chat/Quote #68 +(16)-
<MonthOLDpickle> If there is one thing I learned in my life, its not to fuck with Unicorns.

Chat/Quote #64 +(14)-
Andra: If Black Dragon Spear had a dick.
Andra: Jack would have sucked it
Andra: Because that is all he ever talked about

Chat/Quote #60 +(36)-
thraadash: We should all sell our PSPs and concentrate on.....
ZackVixACD: buttsex?

Chat/Quote #58 +(56)-
Goemar: Nope, being an asshole doesn't make you a different species or sub-species, just makes you an asshole. Damn Devilblos.

Chat/Quote #57 +(71)-
Jask: Haha! I just broke Monoblos's horn just as he pulled out.
Ghostcat that's what she said!

Chat/Quote #56 +(-43)-
Morgene:You bastard
Morgene Can't you get ready for quests faster?
Pilot:No.
Morgene:You got more shit than me
Pilot:I forgot what I was doing and zoned out
Morgene:By the gods...

Chat/Quote #54 +(15)-
BGoodman: Can you break the blue Kut-Ku's ears with a LS?
ZackVixACD: quick, someone answer to that in a sarcastic fashion
ZackVixACD: I will do it then :/
BGoodman: :[ . I'm a noob, I know.
ZackVixACD: if the Sword is Long and the ear is blue, maybe it will cut
ZackVixACD: awww... :( that sucked
BGoodman: That did suck.
BGoodman: *breaks ears*
BGoodman: Fuck yeah.
ZackVixACD: see? see?

Chat/Quote #51 +(49)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.

Chat/Quote #46 +(15)-
Jask|work: ...I am such a geeek
Jask|work: Doing data entry. Just input the value $1404
Jask|work: First thought: heh, 404
Jask|work: Second thought: heh, Juggernaut
ZackVixACD: juggernaut?
Jask|work: A hammer in 2G/Unite with 1404 attack power.
creamdonut: xD

Chat/Quote #44 +(2)-
Seamus: Thus why lance>GL still. :D
Prime223: Can lance make things go boom seamus
Seamus: Yes.
Seamus: It's called guard poking a bomb.

Chat/Quote #26 +(76)-

Such a friendly, good-natured, well-meaning idiot. There was just something so heartwarming and

uplifting about his stupidity sometimes, like... like you knew that if things went wrong, he'd be the

first one to screw up and get killed, and not you

Chat/Quote #25 +(20)-


8:32 Moribaiken I am the dark lord and all shall bow before me exposing thy necks as I suck you dry!
8:33 Zedd I can't
8:33 Zedd my neck just got eated
8:33 Moribaiken Oh :o
8:33 DarkCobraSK I'm a masochist ^_^
8:33 Moribaiken I like BDSM Cobra ;)
8:33 DarkCobraSK ._.
8:33 Moribaiken Have some good vids on comp lol
8:33 mrt I would prefer it if you said "drain you of your blood" or something. "suck you dry" makes you sound like a porn star

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