HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #77 +(42)-
<thraadash> Wonder why they still call it Unite?
<thraadash> Seems to be missing a lot of stuff to be called Unite.
<SoulG> Because they united all the crap and left outside the gang the cool stuff?

Chat/Quote #254 +(41)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"

Chat/Quote #260 +(41)-
<reaper_28> i want to get a rathian plate...can you all teach me to get that ??
<reaper_28> i want to get a rathian plate...can you all teach me to get that ??
<reaper_28> hey!!
<reaper_28> #rathian
<Cleric> Go die.
<reaper_28> huhu:(
<Cleric> Seriously.
<reaper_28> cleric can you teach me how to get a rathian plate to complete my chameleos armor set??pls....
<reaper_28> cleric can you teach me how to get a rathian plate to complete my chameleos armor set??pls....
<Cleric> Stop sending the same fucking message twice.
<Cleric> And no.
<Cleric> Figure out how to get it yourself.
<Cleric> There's guides, carve guides, armor guides, monster guides.
<Cleric> ANYTHING YOU COULD FUCKING WANT FOR ANYTHING AND YOU STILL HAVE TO COME IN HERE AND SPAM MY NICK SO IT BEEPS ME AND MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRIER SO PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!
<reaper_28> ow..sory...its difficult..
<reaper_28> fuck!!
<Cleric> You have experienced the rage of Cleric.
<Cleric> Consider yourself blessed.

Chat/Quote #249 +(35)-
Tobikun: do sonic bombs work well on congalala's? I have some spare from my YKK

Chat/Quote #335 +(35)-
When the other players starting waiting for you and following you around, you know that you've become their hero.

That's when your anxiety kicks in.

Chat/Quote #246 +(34)-
<Ryuko> but THDS > Rajang weap
<ZackVixACD> i kept laughing when you guys got hipchecked
<ShotaBot|AHP> THDS?
<Ryuko> True howling devil slicer
<ZackVixACD> The Hard Dick Sucker
* Ryuko has kicked ZackVixACD from #socb (Ryuko)

Chat/Quote #51 +(33)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.

Chat/Quote #69 +(31)-
Mizu[RftL]: Hopefully I won't think a Lao can dig again..

Chat/Quote #130 +(30)-
ZackVixACD: i really hate white fata
ZackVixACD: first round is cool, second is alright, then third run I ran outof time
ZackVixACD: and I brought barrel rolls
ZackVixACD: err... barrel bombs

Chat/Quote #6 +(27)-
Ravenide: Can I get a Monob Heart from Diab?

Chat/Quote #176 +(25)-
ZackVixACD: Quake res won't make you do the "Earth Dance" when it is stepping too close to you

Chat/Quote #347 +(25)-
a hentai server becomes..ytlyberty78u90ooiuytr ewe45r6tyuiojhg fdethrk6 tlyouijh gdfrytruliyuhg y fuygil li giyg lhi bn ighl uohkh

Chat/Quote #15 +(23)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #90 +(23)-
<Anonymous> First wall to hit was Kut Ku. The first real MONSTER in MONSTER HUNTER. I eventually beat that fucker.
Then Tiger Rex comes along and slams my fucking finger in the car door on purpose. I eventually beat his ass down too.
No its Rajang. FUUUUUUUUCK, he slammed my entire hand in the door, and connected by balls to the car battery. Then after the 10minute mark his big brother came out and proceeded to kick me in the ribs while Im down while his little bro keeps electrocuting my balls. Fuck this thing man. Fuck it hard.

Chat/Quote #85 +(19)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #23 +(16)-
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IOkung: Om
shyna66: what hpnd?
IOkung: Why did my connection ALWAYS ends with Shyna's smile Face?
shyna66: hihihi
IOkung: Maybe It's so cute it melt teh connection
IOkung: lol
Jask|2G_group: Heh, mibbit crashing?
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Jask|2G_group: Not hitting me.
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IOkung: ...
IOkung: You're Tanking with a Lance + Guard+2 Or SOMETHING!?
Jask|2G_group: Fuck tanking.
Jask|2G_group: Evade+2 baby!
IOkung: lol
IOkung: So
IOkung: You Rolled thought Crashing?
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IOkung: OMG!!
IOkung: even mum didn't survive lol
Jask|2G_group: Rolling fixes everything.

Chat/Quote #12 +(15)-
Seamus: Afk, I'm bored now, so I'm gonna bash in Naruga's face with a Teostra Del Sol.
LikeNoWay: Naruga looks like a cat...
Seamus: Way to fucking state the obvious, LWN.
LikeNoWay: That's LNW to you, sir!
LikeNoWay: And it's more like dog..
xXHasukiXx: No narga looks like a rat
LikeNoWay: No, it's a bat. :)
xXHasukiXx lol
Prime223: I thought it was a panther slash bat
Prime223: thing
LikeNoWay: Nope, that's a black person's penis.

Chat/Quote #64 +(15)-
Andra: If Black Dragon Spear had a dick.
Andra: Jack would have sucked it
Andra: Because that is all he ever talked about

Chat/Quote #329 +(15)-
Alguien que me ayude con el emulador no puedo ver a los jugadores.

Chat/Quote #339 +(15)-
Vaccaria: I'm okay with the fact that there are cheaters in MHFU and MHP3rd, which means I still have a job. But if someone, SOMEONE, just tries to cheat in MHF1, I am so done that I will be a mod just to make a new role to call them "true n00b" when they go to the #gulag, and leave the server again :V