HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #266 +(47)-
mib_y5mf69: can any of u tell me how to kill 2 tigrex
Jask: What weapon types are you most comfortable with?
mib_y5mf69: long sword
Jask: Well, Tigrex's weakness is Thunder, so try for the Eager Cleaver line.
Jask: You'll want some armor that has skills to compliment it, but enough defense to survive his attacks. You can upgrade armor for the second part of that
mib_y5mf69: i did but with devil slicer
Jask: What armor have you been using?
mib_y5mf69: tigrex armour
Jask: ...
Jask: You're using Tigrex armor and asking how to kill Tigrex?

Chat/Quote #336 +(47)-
Andrzej: well
Andrzej: we dont need to cut its tail
Andrzej: for sac
Andrzej: we should either kill or capture
Haruka: but its sack is near its tail(edited)
Andrzej: ohh right
Andrzej: truu
Andrzej: forgot about it
Andrzej: dang it
Haruka: I should quote that

Chat/Quote #16 +(45)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle

Chat/Quote #73 +(45)-
(ZackVixACD) I wish you could yell in the game...
(ZackVixACD) Rajang is walking away from me, and han't seen me yet
(ZackVixACD) I tried rolling to make that funny noise, but nothing >_>
(ZackVixACD) I want to say "HEY MUTHAFUCKER I AM HERE"
(ZackVixACD) which would probably translate to (in mh langage) "EHH din da ra doo"

Chat/Quote #192 +(42)-
ZackVixACD: I am back at drawing hunster monter comics! Submit your ideas!
Jask: You drew one?
SoulG: Ass rape, as usual, zack
Jask: Naked man riding Gypceros, mounted on the head with the horn covering his crotch, man looking proud, Gypceros doing his flash.

Chat/Quote #254 +(41)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"

Chat/Quote #68 +(36)-
<MonthOLDpickle> If there is one thing I learned in my life, its not to fuck with Unicorns.

Chat/Quote #230 +(35)-
AkantorSlayer: i need help slaying an akantor

Chat/Quote #234 +(30)-
Kain: If ya got skill, all ya need is a bone kris and some underwear.

Chat/Quote #249 +(30)-
Tobikun: do sonic bombs work well on congalala's? I have some spare from my YKK

Chat/Quote #22 +(29)-
SoulEatingFreak: Fighting Kushala
SoulEatingFreak: this calls for lucky star music
SoulEatingFreak: because i am a gigantic faggot

Chat/Quote #319 +(28)-
(lead_hooves) anyone know an even faster way to level up cats?
(Plesioth) play better
(Plesioth) OH
(Plesioth) SNAP

Chat/Quote #46 +(26)-
Jask|work: ...I am such a geeek
Jask|work: Doing data entry. Just input the value $1404
Jask|work: First thought: heh, 404
Jask|work: Second thought: heh, Juggernaut
ZackVixACD: juggernaut?
Jask|work: A hammer in 2G/Unite with 1404 attack power.
creamdonut: xD

Chat/Quote #335 +(26)-
When the other players starting waiting for you and following you around, you know that you've become their hero.

That's when your anxiety kicks in.

Chat/Quote #177 +(21)-
<Zana> XD Los and Rathian
<Zana> ZOMG lool
<Zana> OMG :(
<Zana> DEAR GOD!

Chat/Quote #2 +(18)-
Moribaiken: I killed kut-ku whilst drunk for the first time
Moribaiken: so I believe drunk = super me!
Moribaiken: true story yo
Moribaiken: tried killin for a week couldn't
Moribaiken: then got drunk and killed em
Moribaiken: pwnd

Chat/Quote #15 +(18)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #7 +(17)-
Jask: "Oh, use a hammer, hit the head. She's easy"
Ryuko: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T USE A CONDOM

Chat/Quote #176 +(14)-
ZackVixACD: Quake res won't make you do the "Earth Dance" when it is stepping too close to you

Chat/Quote #64 +(13)-
Andra: If Black Dragon Spear had a dick.
Andra: Jack would have sucked it
Andra: Because that is all he ever talked about