HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #230 +(43)-
AkantorSlayer: i need help slaying an akantor

Chat/Quote #247 +(42)-
<mib_khizbu>: dude my first time fighting basarios he did that hyperbeam looking attack lol theres anly a slim chance he can do that lol
<mib_khizbu>: what are the odds?
<ZackVixACD>: 3/7
<ZackVixACD>: basically it is the same as the odds of a teenager being able to cum (right when he enters puberty)
<Shinbo_TheHungry>: ....

Chat/Quote #129 +(41)-
gackto: um could some one give me some advice on which decoration i should put on terra ceanataur armor?
Adalet: Elemental attack up
Adalet: now gtfo

Chat/Quote #254 +(39)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"

Chat/Quote #192 +(35)-
ZackVixACD: I am back at drawing hunster monter comics! Submit your ideas!
Jask: You drew one?
SoulG: Ass rape, as usual, zack
Jask: Naked man riding Gypceros, mounted on the head with the horn covering his crotch, man looking proud, Gypceros doing his flash.

Chat/Quote #336 +(35)-
Andrzej: well
Andrzej: we dont need to cut its tail
Andrzej: for sac
Andrzej: we should either kill or capture
Haruka: but its sack is near its tail(edited)
Andrzej: ohh right
Andrzej: truu
Andrzej: forgot about it
Andrzej: dang it
Haruka: I should quote that

Chat/Quote #234 +(34)-
Kain: If ya got skill, all ya need is a bone kris and some underwear.

Chat/Quote #22 +(33)-
SoulEatingFreak: Fighting Kushala
SoulEatingFreak: this calls for lucky star music
SoulEatingFreak: because i am a gigantic faggot

Chat/Quote #335 +(33)-
When the other players starting waiting for you and following you around, you know that you've become their hero.

That's when your anxiety kicks in.

Chat/Quote #64 +(28)-
Andra: If Black Dragon Spear had a dick.
Andra: Jack would have sucked it
Andra: Because that is all he ever talked about

Chat/Quote #249 +(28)-
Tobikun: do sonic bombs work well on congalala's? I have some spare from my YKK

Chat/Quote #16 +(27)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle

Chat/Quote #314 +(27)-
11:47 PM <patersonman> sohai you need to hold off on explosive arrows when hes stuned and everyone else is attacking him cause you send us all flying which wastes the traps
11:48 PM <patersonman> he did that to us every time we used a trap

Chat/Quote #7 +(26)-
Jask: "Oh, use a hammer, hit the head. She's easy"
Ryuko: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T USE A CONDOM

Chat/Quote #177 +(25)-
<Zana> XD Los and Rathian
<Zana> ZOMG lool
<Zana> OMG :(
<Zana> DEAR GOD!

Chat/Quote #15 +(22)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #85 +(19)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #46 +(15)-
Jask|work: ...I am such a geeek
Jask|work: Doing data entry. Just input the value $1404
Jask|work: First thought: heh, 404
Jask|work: Second thought: heh, Juggernaut
ZackVixACD: juggernaut?
Jask|work: A hammer in 2G/Unite with 1404 attack power.
creamdonut: xD

Chat/Quote #176 +(14)-
ZackVixACD: Quake res won't make you do the "Earth Dance" when it is stepping too close to you

Chat/Quote #319 +(14)-
(lead_hooves) anyone know an even faster way to level up cats?
(Plesioth) play better
(Plesioth) OH
(Plesioth) SNAP