HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #79 +(45)-
Shinryuu: what does felyne martial arts[l] do?
mrt: Your cat learn martial arts and is able to use hadokens.

Chat/Quote #254 +(45)-
<Revenant>: I bet you the way the towns of Monster Hunter were really developed was from a hunter being bored shitless waiting for Rathalos to come down.
<Revenant>: Not some meaningful and philosophical journey
<Revenant>: "I just really wanted to kill that cunt"

Chat/Quote #230 +(40)-
AkantorSlayer: i need help slaying an akantor

Chat/Quote #129 +(39)-
gackto: um could some one give me some advice on which decoration i should put on terra ceanataur armor?
Adalet: Elemental attack up
Adalet: now gtfo

Chat/Quote #192 +(37)-
ZackVixACD: I am back at drawing hunster monter comics! Submit your ideas!
Jask: You drew one?
SoulG: Ass rape, as usual, zack
Jask: Naked man riding Gypceros, mounted on the head with the horn covering his crotch, man looking proud, Gypceros doing his flash.

Chat/Quote #22 +(35)-
SoulEatingFreak: Fighting Kushala
SoulEatingFreak: this calls for lucky star music
SoulEatingFreak: because i am a gigantic faggot

Chat/Quote #16 +(33)-
Ninjarayu: I smacked Brown Blongonga with my Bitch Be Good Paddle

Chat/Quote #336 +(32)-
Andrzej: well
Andrzej: we dont need to cut its tail
Andrzej: for sac
Andrzej: we should either kill or capture
Haruka: but its sack is near its tail(edited)
Andrzej: ohh right
Andrzej: truu
Andrzej: forgot about it
Andrzej: dang it
Haruka: I should quote that

Chat/Quote #234 +(31)-
Kain: If ya got skill, all ya need is a bone kris and some underwear.

Chat/Quote #314 +(31)-
11:47 PM <patersonman> sohai you need to hold off on explosive arrows when hes stuned and everyone else is attacking him cause you send us all flying which wastes the traps
11:48 PM <patersonman> he did that to us every time we used a trap

Chat/Quote #335 +(31)-
When the other players starting waiting for you and following you around, you know that you've become their hero.

That's when your anxiety kicks in.

Chat/Quote #177 +(28)-
<Zana> XD Los and Rathian
<Zana> ZOMG lool
<Zana> OMG :(
<Zana> DEAR GOD!

Chat/Quote #249 +(28)-
Tobikun: do sonic bombs work well on congalala's? I have some spare from my YKK

Chat/Quote #7 +(24)-
Jask: "Oh, use a hammer, hit the head. She's easy"
Ryuko: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T USE A CONDOM

Chat/Quote #15 +(23)-
Arayu|Away: Some guy in Capcom's offices is sitting there
Arayu|Away: Watching the website
Arayu|Away: "When's the next patch?!"

Chat/Quote #64 +(23)-
Andra: If Black Dragon Spear had a dick.
Andra: Jack would have sucked it
Andra: Because that is all he ever talked about

Chat/Quote #85 +(20)-
Nyahgis: anteka just got me kitty carted

Chat/Quote #51 +(16)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.

Chat/Quote #46 +(15)-
Jask|work: ...I am such a geeek
Jask|work: Doing data entry. Just input the value $1404
Jask|work: First thought: heh, 404
Jask|work: Second thought: heh, Juggernaut
ZackVixACD: juggernaut?
Jask|work: A hammer in 2G/Unite with 1404 attack power.
creamdonut: xD

Chat/Quote #319 +(15)-
(lead_hooves) anyone know an even faster way to level up cats?
(Plesioth) play better
(Plesioth) OH
(Plesioth) SNAP