HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #90 +(9)-
<Anonymous> First wall to hit was Kut Ku. The first real MONSTER in MONSTER HUNTER. I eventually beat that fucker.
Then Tiger Rex comes along and slams my fucking finger in the car door on purpose. I eventually beat his ass down too.
No its Rajang. FUUUUUUUUCK, he slammed my entire hand in the door, and connected by balls to the car battery. Then after the 10minute mark his big brother came out and proceeded to kick me in the ribs while Im down while his little bro keeps electrocuting my balls. Fuck this thing man. Fuck it hard.

Chat/Quote #177 +(9)-
<Zana> XD Los and Rathian
<Zana> ZOMG lool
<Zana> OMG :(
<Zana> DEAR GOD!

Chat/Quote #230 +(9)-
AkantorSlayer: i need help slaying an akantor

Chat/Quote #339 +(9)-
Vaccaria: I'm okay with the fact that there are cheaters in MHFU and MHP3rd, which means I still have a job. But if someone, SOMEONE, just tries to cheat in MHF1, I am so done that I will be a mod just to make a new role to call them "true n00b" when they go to the #gulag, and leave the server again :V

Chat/Quote #343 +(9)-
"I believe I can fly~" ode to greatsword upswing victims.

Chat/Quote #13 +(6)-
sarutan: Why is not MH3 on PS3!!!!! damn u stupid company(forgot its name loool)

Chat/Quote #23 +(6)-
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IOkung: Om
shyna66: what hpnd?
IOkung: Why did my connection ALWAYS ends with Shyna's smile Face?
shyna66: hihihi
IOkung: Maybe It's so cute it melt teh connection
IOkung: lol
Jask|2G_group: Heh, mibbit crashing?
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Jask|2G_group: Not hitting me.
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IOkung: ...
IOkung: You're Tanking with a Lance + Guard+2 Or SOMETHING!?
Jask|2G_group: Fuck tanking.
Jask|2G_group: Evade+2 baby!
IOkung: lol
IOkung: So
IOkung: You Rolled thought Crashing?
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IOkung: OMG!!
IOkung: even mum didn't survive lol
Jask|2G_group: Rolling fixes everything.

Chat/Quote #104 +(3)-
<Sev>: I didn't read what he said, but was fata killer asking about fatas?
<Mr_Popo>: yeah, he was
<Sev>: wtf.
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<Mr_Popo>: hmmm....now that the killer is gone, the monster...waitaminute!!
<Adalet>: Seamus is going to punch me in the throat!
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<Seamus>: Lol...
<Adalet> : LOL
<Mr_Popo>: lol
<Nelo>: LOL
<Seamus>: <3 Sev
<Ghostcat>: nice

Chat/Quote #176 +(3)-
ZackVixACD: Quake res won't make you do the "Earth Dance" when it is stepping too close to you

Chat/Quote #64 +(2)-
Andra: If Black Dragon Spear had a dick.
Andra: Jack would have sucked it
Andra: Because that is all he ever talked about

Chat/Quote #4 +(-1)-
<Corona>: Paralyze + Wrap = Win
<Corona>: Good old Arbok
<Corona>: Glare and Wrap
<Corona>: Thats all it took
<TheSeraph>: paralyze and wrap by a hot girl is one way to a good night's sleep
<TheSeraph>: my bed is soft

Chat/Quote #68 +(-6)-
<MonthOLDpickle> If there is one thing I learned in my life, its not to fuck with Unicorns.

Chat/Quote #18 +(-7)-
HotGamerOne: dash speaks congalala language...
Sev|afk: Do congalala and blangonga speak the same language?
thraadash: Slightly different dialects.
thraadash: Like teochew and hokkien.
thraadash: Congalala more jungle, Blangonga more icelandic.
Sev|afk: So I guess the green and pink congalala speak to each other in something like american and british english?
thraadash: Congalala has more words for "Eat it and you will die". Blangonga has more words for "Eat it or you will die."
Sev|afk: I'd say rajang speaks in ebonics instead of australian
Sev|afk: yo 'sup mutha etc.

Chat/Quote #73 +(-7)-
(ZackVixACD) I wish you could yell in the game...
(ZackVixACD) Rajang is walking away from me, and han't seen me yet
(ZackVixACD) I tried rolling to make that funny noise, but nothing >_>
(ZackVixACD) I want to say "HEY MUTHAFUCKER I AM HERE"
(ZackVixACD) which would probably translate to (in mh langage) "EHH din da ra doo"

Chat/Quote #7 +(-10)-
Jask: "Oh, use a hammer, hit the head. She's easy"
Ryuko: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T USE A CONDOM

Chat/Quote #234 +(-10)-
Kain: If ya got skill, all ya need is a bone kris and some underwear.

Chat/Quote #174 +(-18)-
[23:18] <~Biscuit> if you go back to MHFU there's something wrong w/ u cus it's just not fun at all
[23:18] <~Biscuit> needs new game
[23:18] <~Biscuit> with angler fishes
[23:18] <~Biscuit> and underwater dragonz
[23:18] <~Biscuit> and
[23:18] <~Biscuit> um
[23:18] <~Biscuit> rathian

Chat/Quote #270 +(-18)-
<Mhfu>: How paly monster hunter freedom uinted
<DualHydra>: wow!
<Cleric: Turn the PSP on.

Chat/Quote #87 +(-19)-
<Prime223>: kill kusha. she is easy to kill.
<Adalet|Shower>: KUSHA IS FEMALE SINCE WHEN?
<Prime223>: Idk
<superkrunch>: She clearly has a Vagina.
<ZackVixACD>: she is a bitch since she just flies around
<ZackVixACD>: oh wait no... that will make him a dick
<Adalet|Shower>: Kusha could possible be both genders.
<ZackVixACD>: Cham is a female because all she does is just sits there and takes it (hits) like a hoe...
<ZackVixACD>: but again... Kusha always blows, and gives lots of blow jobs around and stuff...
<Adalet|Shower>: So does Teostra, and he's a dude.
<Adalet|Shower>: He blows till the fire comes out.
<ZackVixACD>: well, gay dragon then
<superkrunch>: Hawt.
<ZackVixACD>: hot blow jobs
<ZackVixACD>: i guess compared to Teo, Kusha still has a lot to learn
<ZackVixACD>: as he/she only gives cold blow jobs
<Adalet|Shower>: Teo made me turn red.

Chat/Quote #99 +(-20)-
Sully: Same thing with trenya
Sully: He never brings me dragonmoss
Sully: He'll give me wood all day long
Sully: just no moss
Sully: lol
Sully: Hey that sounded pretty homo