HunsterMonter Quotes

Chat/Quote #319 +(12)-
(lead_hooves) anyone know an even faster way to level up cats?
(Plesioth) play better
(Plesioth) OH
(Plesioth) SNAP

Chat/Quote #51 +(10)-
<&NotAdelaine> introduce her to MH.
<Dy-dy> :o
* NotAdelaine is now known as FakeMod
<&FakeMod> hey, that's how my husband snagged me.
<%tm10> How would I introduce her to mh?
<&FakeMod> dunno. you think of something.
<Dy-dy> "Hey, wanna play a fucking fun game? It's in my pants, gimme a second."
<Dy-dy> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<&FakeMod> that works.
<%tm10> And then she screams and everyone looks at me.
<Tora> ._.
<Dy-dy> And then you whip your dick out.
<&FakeMod> if she's cynical enough to have your sense of humor, it might actually be great.
<&FakeMod> -_- not the whipping dick out part.
<Dy-dy> XD
<%tm10> There is nothing wrong with being a cynic :(
<&FakeMod> of course not. I meant that if she's the kind of person who'd take it as a joke, rather than be offended by it.
<Dy-dy> Or with whipping your dick out.
<&FakeMod> well, any decent girl would get offended at the whipping dick out part. =_=
<Dy-dy> The nickname "Tiny Tim" comes to mind.....
<Biscuit> :D
<%tm10> I don't think she even owns a PSP =
<&FakeMod> aw. then lend her one
<%tm10> Fuck no, they're expensive.
<&FakeMod> <-- thinks that the best way to a woman's heart is gaems, but maybe that's just me.
<%tm10> What if she breaks it?
<&FakeMod> then you whip your dick out.
<Dy-dy> I love you so much right now.
<%tm10> I love you.

Chat/Quote #343 +(6)-
"I believe I can fly~" ode to greatsword upswing victims.

Chat/Quote #17 +(5)-
tm10: no more beer :(
tm10: I'm going to search for more.
tm10: brb, quest.
Jask: tm is on an epic journey.
Jask: He may even die on his quest.
tm10: Drunk in the wood = MH .
tm10: I usually wear a sweater as armor and a branch as a SnS with a beer box.
Jask: Eaten by dragons, crushed by ogres, fell drunkenly down stairs and broke his neck...
tm10: just in case.

Chat/Quote #46 +(4)-
Jask|work: ...I am such a geeek
Jask|work: Doing data entry. Just input the value $1404
Jask|work: First thought: heh, 404
Jask|work: Second thought: heh, Juggernaut
ZackVixACD: juggernaut?
Jask|work: A hammer in 2G/Unite with 1404 attack power.
creamdonut: xD

Chat/Quote #13 +(3)-
sarutan: Why is not MH3 on PS3!!!!! damn u stupid company(forgot its name loool)

Chat/Quote #12 +(1)-
Seamus: Afk, I'm bored now, so I'm gonna bash in Naruga's face with a Teostra Del Sol.
LikeNoWay: Naruga looks like a cat...
Seamus: Way to fucking state the obvious, LWN.
LikeNoWay: That's LNW to you, sir!
LikeNoWay: And it's more like dog..
xXHasukiXx: No narga looks like a rat
LikeNoWay: No, it's a bat. :)
xXHasukiXx lol
Prime223: I thought it was a panther slash bat
Prime223: thing
LikeNoWay: Nope, that's a black person's penis.

Chat/Quote #69 +(-4)-
Mizu[RftL]: Hopefully I won't think a Lao can dig again..

Chat/Quote #6 +(-10)-
Ravenide: Can I get a Monob Heart from Diab?

Chat/Quote #19 +(-13)-
Jask: I just got news that the planned game for tomorrow night was canceled, so I foolishly volunteered to run a one-shot. One person has already stated interest in playing an Abyssal
Tleilandrek: o.o
Tleilandrek: Hmm.
Tleilandrek: Advice?
Tleilandrek: I monster hunter
Jask: Started playing the game, have you?
Tleilandrek: no PSP.
Tleilandrek: But, make it like that.
Jask: ...
Jask: I like it
Jask: There is this one shadowlands with a behomoth...
Jask: behemoth*
Jask: Its mouth leads to oblivion
Tleilandrek: When in doubt.
Tleilandrek: Monster hunter.

Chat/Quote #56 +(-21)-
Morgene:You bastard
Morgene Can't you get ready for quests faster?
Pilot:No.
Morgene:You got more shit than me
Pilot:I forgot what I was doing and zoned out
Morgene:By the gods...

Chat/Quote #87 +(-29)-
<Prime223>: kill kusha. she is easy to kill.
<Adalet|Shower>: KUSHA IS FEMALE SINCE WHEN?
<Prime223>: Idk
<superkrunch>: She clearly has a Vagina.
<ZackVixACD>: she is a bitch since she just flies around
<ZackVixACD>: oh wait no... that will make him a dick
<Adalet|Shower>: Kusha could possible be both genders.
<ZackVixACD>: Cham is a female because all she does is just sits there and takes it (hits) like a hoe...
<ZackVixACD>: but again... Kusha always blows, and gives lots of blow jobs around and stuff...
<Adalet|Shower>: So does Teostra, and he's a dude.
<Adalet|Shower>: He blows till the fire comes out.
<ZackVixACD>: well, gay dragon then
<superkrunch>: Hawt.
<ZackVixACD>: hot blow jobs
<ZackVixACD>: i guess compared to Teo, Kusha still has a lot to learn
<ZackVixACD>: as he/she only gives cold blow jobs
<Adalet|Shower>: Teo made me turn red.

Chat/Quote #270 +(-32)-
<Mhfu>: How paly monster hunter freedom uinted
<DualHydra>: wow!
<Cleric: Turn the PSP on.

Chat/Quote #342 +(-33)-
If you see a rajang, flash bomb it! blind puck can't do shit!

Chat/Quote #99 +(-37)-
Sully: Same thing with trenya
Sully: He never brings me dragonmoss
Sully: He'll give me wood all day long
Sully: just no moss
Sully: lol
Sully: Hey that sounded pretty homo

Chat/Quote #8 +(-39)-
Thraadash: RED!
Thraadash: FULL OF BLOOD!
Thraadash: AND READY TO GO!!!

Chat/Quote #11 +(-41)-
DyrimTW: Don't hammer khezu with the khezu hammer
DyrimTW: bj
DyrimTW: :/

Chat/Quote #23 +(-43)-
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IOkung: Om
shyna66: what hpnd?
IOkung: Why did my connection ALWAYS ends with Shyna's smile Face?
shyna66: hihihi
IOkung: Maybe It's so cute it melt teh connection
IOkung: lol
Jask|2G_group: Heh, mibbit crashing?
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Jask|2G_group: Not hitting me.
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IOkung: ...
IOkung: You're Tanking with a Lance + Guard+2 Or SOMETHING!?
Jask|2G_group: Fuck tanking.
Jask|2G_group: Evade+2 baby!
IOkung: lol
IOkung: So
IOkung: You Rolled thought Crashing?
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IOkung: OMG!!
IOkung: even mum didn't survive lol
Jask|2G_group: Rolling fixes everything.

Chat/Quote #4 +(-45)-
<Corona>: Paralyze + Wrap = Win
<Corona>: Good old Arbok
<Corona>: Glare and Wrap
<Corona>: Thats all it took
<TheSeraph>: paralyze and wrap by a hot girl is one way to a good night's sleep
<TheSeraph>: my bed is soft

Chat/Quote #24 +(-51)-
Nall: my fucking entertainment stand just cut the shit out of me
Corona: no me
Nall: who knew pre-formed wood could be so deadly
Nall: *drinks potion, poses, gets run over by raging entertainment stand* Noooo
Wandermeyer: no ME
Burlynate: *entertainment stand uses splinter ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Nall: I was shifting grip while carrying it
Nall: The corners are, apparently, VERY SHARP
Nall: Green at least
Burlynate: use it against a rock, the sharpness should fall pretty quickly
Nall: You know how they say human bites are the most likely to get infected
Nall: Does putting a cut finger inside your mouth do the same thing
Burlynate: yes,
Nall: I'M GOING TO DIE
Burlynate: enjoy your e-coli
Nall: :(
Burlynate: you shouldn't have eaten that
Jask: Next time wear arm equipment.
Burlynate: with guard inc
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Burlynate: or evade +2
Maverynthia: I don't think it works that way Nall, I think it has to be someone else's mouth
Burlynate: Don't read this
jfromeo: it'd be nice to see ppl rolling through cars at the street
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Burlynate: good luck w/ that, have you seen the hit boxes on those things?
jfromeo: no, but i have roll xploited some :)
Nya: I have.
Nya: First-hand.