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Chat/Quote #228 +(-20)-
<ya>: when i see this bitch next time il pwn him like a mtherfker
<ya>: fuck this kutku stave II
<ya>: it took me 49 mins?
<ya>: and didnt kill him
<Frogore>: Wait.
<Frogore>: Did you say kut ku stave II?
<ya>: yep
<Frogore>: ...
<Frogore>: Your using this on a plesi?
<ya>: yep
<Frogore>: ...

Chat/Quote #60 +(-33)-
thraadash: We should all sell our PSPs and concentrate on.....
ZackVixACD: buttsex?

Chat/Quote #346 +(-33)-
Plesioth is dummy thicc and the clap of his hitboxes keeps carting the noobs

Chat/Quote #25 +(-34)-


8:32 Moribaiken I am the dark lord and all shall bow before me exposing thy necks as I suck you dry!
8:33 Zedd I can't
8:33 Zedd my neck just got eated
8:33 Moribaiken Oh :o
8:33 DarkCobraSK I'm a masochist ^_^
8:33 Moribaiken I like BDSM Cobra ;)
8:33 DarkCobraSK ._.
8:33 Moribaiken Have some good vids on comp lol
8:33 mrt I would prefer it if you said "drain you of your blood" or something. "suck you dry" makes you sound like a porn star

Chat/Quote #56 +(-34)-
Morgene:You bastard
Morgene Can't you get ready for quests faster?
Pilot:No.
Morgene:You got more shit than me
Pilot:I forgot what I was doing and zoned out
Morgene:By the gods...

Chat/Quote #24 +(-43)-
Nall: my fucking entertainment stand just cut the shit out of me
Corona: no me
Nall: who knew pre-formed wood could be so deadly
Nall: *drinks potion, poses, gets run over by raging entertainment stand* Noooo
Wandermeyer: no ME
Burlynate: *entertainment stand uses splinter ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Nall: I was shifting grip while carrying it
Nall: The corners are, apparently, VERY SHARP
Nall: Green at least
Burlynate: use it against a rock, the sharpness should fall pretty quickly
Nall: You know how they say human bites are the most likely to get infected
Nall: Does putting a cut finger inside your mouth do the same thing
Burlynate: yes,
Nall: I'M GOING TO DIE
Burlynate: enjoy your e-coli
Nall: :(
Burlynate: you shouldn't have eaten that
Jask: Next time wear arm equipment.
Burlynate: with guard inc
*** Wandermeyer has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
Burlynate: or evade +2
Maverynthia: I don't think it works that way Nall, I think it has to be someone else's mouth
Burlynate: Don't read this
jfromeo: it'd be nice to see ppl rolling through cars at the street
*** Wandermeyer has joined #socb.
Burlynate: good luck w/ that, have you seen the hit boxes on those things?
jfromeo: no, but i have roll xploited some :)
Nya: I have.
Nya: First-hand.

Chat/Quote #19 +(-56)-
Jask: I just got news that the planned game for tomorrow night was canceled, so I foolishly volunteered to run a one-shot. One person has already stated interest in playing an Abyssal
Tleilandrek: o.o
Tleilandrek: Hmm.
Tleilandrek: Advice?
Tleilandrek: I monster hunter
Jask: Started playing the game, have you?
Tleilandrek: no PSP.
Tleilandrek: But, make it like that.
Jask: ...
Jask: I like it
Jask: There is this one shadowlands with a behomoth...
Jask: behemoth*
Jask: Its mouth leads to oblivion
Tleilandrek: When in doubt.
Tleilandrek: Monster hunter.

Chat/Quote #1 +(-81)-
<SoulG>: My ex-wife died trying to cut lao's tail
<SoulG>: Lao Shan's tail
<SoulG>: Yes, she tried
<SoulG>: All because she read that sword description about cutting the tail :P

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